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Jessica Biel

The Bootyful Bikini Bottom

6/25/2012 9:25 AM PDT BY Johnny Lopez

Jessica Biel and her Bootyful Bikini BottomIn case you forgot, Jessica Biel has the most ridiculously awesome ass on the planet -- and she reminded everyone while in Puerto Rico this weekend ... rocking the world's luckiest pair of bikini bottoms.

Reason #431 why Justin Timberlake's life is better than yours.

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76.

Christopher Hill    

Its a nice ass but not an awesome ass. That things gonna sag hard someday

804 days ago
77.

BunnyOlesen    

Yes JOHNNY LOPEZ as a middle aged woman, I often find myself thinking HMMM WHO HAS THE NICEST ASS? And then coming up with an intelligent caption like uhhhhhhhhhhh to place under a photograph OF someone who has 'the nicest ass'.

I assume the uhhhhhhhhhh is pretty much the type of limited vocabulary one could expect upon meeting you in person ?

Please someone tell me how the idiots who 'write' (if you can call it that) this slaggy material GET HIRED?

SURELY TO GOD SOMEONE COULD COME UP WITH SOMETHING BETTER THAN

BOOTYFUL bikini bottom;
uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh; and
....Jessica Biel has the most ridiculously awesome ass on the planet; AND
rocking the world's luckiest pair of bikini bottoms.

You know, are people now so inured to hearing just garbage out of the mouths of garbage, that all they care to read or write is gibberish interspersed with words like 'ass' and 'bootyful' along with sound effects of the ''author'' (using the term VERY loosely) groaning while he jacks off to the photo?

Reading this made my lips curl and my scrunch up in disgust.

AS FAR AS I KNOW, the MAJORITY of your readers are women, COME ON, you know it's true. START ACTING LIKE IT.

796 days ago
78.

dreamon    

Whats with some of you on here?. You dont have to think she's the most gorgeous woman on the planet but...UGLY?? Really. Clearly most of you have yet to see true ugliness. And personally I think shes hot. Who else thinks shes at least cute?

790 days ago
79.

Cynic    

whats the fuss ? asses like that are a dime a dozen , just an average ass to me.

786 days ago
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