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Kardashian Family

DEAD WOMEN WALKING

We're Buying Our Graves!!!

6/26/2012 11:25 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
EXCLUSIVE

The Kardashian Family goes grave shopping... It's the Kardashian family's creepiest shopping spree ever -- Kim and co. hit up a famous cemetery in Hollywood yesterday ... to purchase space for their DEAD BODIES.

Sources close to the Kardashian klan tell us, Kim, Khloe, Kourtney, Rob, Bruce and Kris all stopped by the Hollywood Forever cemetery to buy a family plot. We're told they haven't picked out the exact place yet, but scoped out several locations ... including a giant mausoleum.

Right now, we're told the major logistical concern is size -- Kim and her sisters aren't sure how many kids they'll have ... but they want plenty of room for all. Like we said -- creepy.

FYI -- Kim's dad Robert Kardashian is buried in another cemetery.

Dead serious.

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106.

Cashmere    

Pleaseeee.......no more breeding! There has been too much inbreeding. It's as if one year this family came out of the blue and BAM! At this rate, they are like rabbits.

763 days ago
107.

river rat    

Maybe they should be taxidermied and displayed in the lobby of E's corporate headquarters. Mama Pig and her prize pigs!

763 days ago
108.

river rat    

Is it safe to assume a camera crew recorded this event for a future episode? I dare say Robert Kardashian is rolling over in his grave.

763 days ago
109.

Firefly    

I got it! The Trashcanians were offered free plots by the funeral home for the publicity and to be on the show. All family members that showed up got a free plot. The Jenner kids didn't show up so they don't get a space. The give us more give us as much as you canians, were just dying to get the plots since they were free. They weren't offered free plots where Robert Kardashian was buried so that's dead in the water. So did they get the plots free for the show or do they really want to be stuck with each other forever on their own?. The plot thickens!

763 days ago
110.

TJ    

There is nothing wrong with pre planning your burials. However, this should be a VERY private matter. More bad taste- makes you wonder why they have chosen this particular time to do this? Please, it's not for their reality show, I hope!!

763 days ago
111.

No comment    

The TrashKlan need look no further than the city dumbs for their burial location.

Of course the cameras were in two to capture the sadness hitting home and the silly jokes. The fights over who will be on top of Kim.

763 days ago
112.

ummm?!    

Let me guess..the cameras were there filmimg this for one of there upcoming tv shows.

763 days ago
113.

tiki    

Imagine the ratings on that one!!!

763 days ago
114.

TJ    

This family reminds me more and more of some kind of bizarre cult. No family is THAT close! (Unhealthily close). Most of them are adults and should be living their own lives (unscripted & independently) They all seem brain washed or something~

763 days ago
115.

StevenB    

Yeah, I think we can all agree that there is NO CHANCE their gravesites will classy or understated. I am expecting something even more ostentatious than Al Jolson's (check it out at findagrave.com) featuring full-sized nude sculptures of all of them - Kim's will likely have here nude entwined with some nameless, faceless dude to represent the many, many she has f---ed and her opinion that she is the sexiest woman ever (NOT! - even before we found out how repulsive she truly was).

763 days ago
116.

Big Boy Pants    

Thank God I plan on being cremated. Won't have to worry about being anywhere near them.

763 days ago
117.

Who Knew    

It time for a long dirt nap for the whole kreepy klan.

763 days ago
118.

robocop    

Again, TMZ accommodating these trash bags with this crap-ass item.

763 days ago
119.

Jillian    

They all should be dead and buried. One way to get rid of this trash.

763 days ago
120.

LolaBEE    

How sad if they brought camera crews for this! All the poor people grieving that day at the cemetary had to have these clowns running around the property!

763 days ago
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