Octomom Listen to 'Sexy Party' ... at Your Own Risk

8/18/2012 8:40 AM PDT

The moment you've all been waiting for is finally here ... Octomom's new dance track "Sexy Party" is about to drop ... and we've got the first clip.

The song is pretty, um, great. Octo manages to count to four ... then she counts backwards from four and then she continues to count in Spanish.

At one point, the mother of 14 even squeezes in a plug for her OctoLoan website.

Ya know, 'cause that totally makes sense.