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Bam Margera

Naked Chick Broke into My House,

STARTED MASTURBATING!

9/14/2012 10:24 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
EXCLUSIVE

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This might be the CRAZIEST THING that's ever happened to Bam Margera ... and that's saying a lot -- the "Jackass" star claims a naked chick broke into his house last night while he was sleeping ... and started masturbating on his bedroom floor.

According to law enforcement sources, Bam told police the 24-year-old woman woke him up in his Pennsylvania home by kissing him -- completely in the buff -- and Bam freaked ... throwing the girl off him and dialing 911. 

And here's where it gets really insane -- according to law enforcement sources, while Bam was on the phone with cops, he claims the girl dropped to the floor and started to masturbate.

After Bam hung up, we're told he kicked the girl out of his house -- still completely naked.

West Chester police tell TMZ, they arrested her nakedness in the rural area surrounding Bam's mansion.

According to the criminal complaint, she faces charges of burglary, criminal trespass, and stalking.

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16.

Rhubino    

He's freakin lucky she only wanted to rub HERSELF off. Or that she wasn't into necrophilia.

706 days ago
17.

yo    

Wow, Bam, great way for you not to have to pay your hooker! Sheesh. Just claim you don't know who she is and throw her out.

706 days ago
18.

Nate    

Was thinking of doing the same thing, but now no!! Geesh prude mother ****er.

706 days ago
19.

Rebecca    

Wow I'm shocked he didn't have his fun with her. Isn't that every guy's dream to have a naked chick in your room ready and willing?

706 days ago
20.

Astronut    

Right, yeah, you don't throw out a perfectly good sex-crazed naked girl unless she's fat and/or ugly.

706 days ago
21.

Phishie from Philly    

I can see the other charges against the girl but burglary. What did she steel other than Bam innocents.
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The real Phishie from Philly

706 days ago
22.

Ih8Taxes    

Umm..if she were hot I would just go with it.

706 days ago
23.

Kelly    

Oh pahleeze, nobody is interested in his washed up white trash ass self! I would be willing to bet money that he picked this chick up by bragging who he was, and when he was done with her and got what he wanted, she didn't want to leave, so he called the police and made up the whole thing....

706 days ago
24.

Phishie from Philly    

The west Chester police see this all the time. After all one of the most known for party college is in west Chester. How convenient for Bam.
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The real Phishie from Philly

706 days ago
25.

Phishie from Philly    

Can you imagine the cop writing the police report. You know this has been the talk at the west Chester police dept. if thus goes to court it will be even funnier for the arresting officer.
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The real Phishie from Philly

706 days ago
26.

Phishie from Philly    

So this is how bam treats his one night stands.
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The real Phishie from Philly

706 days ago
27.

Richard Pawlak    

And HE DIDNT FILM IT???????

706 days ago
28.

Monk Bucket    

I know a bunch of guys that wish this would happen to them.

706 days ago
29.

Rico Suavy    

Sorry, I can't think of anything witty to say

706 days ago
30.

Lara    

You gotta post her pic. Gotta see what she looks like.

706 days ago
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