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Lil Wayne Deposition

Short on Memory

But HILARIOUS!!!

9/25/2012 6:35 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
EXCLUSIVE

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It's the most entertaining legal proceeding -- possibly ever! In a videotaped deposition ... Lil Wayne -- who is suing Quincy Jones III over a documentary about him -- says he can't remember ANYTHING -- but what he DOES remember is hysterical.

Q III had his production team follow Lil Wayne around for months to chronicle his life as he was putting together his album, "Tha Carter III." It appears Lil was on board, but things fell apart because the rapper hated the movie, calling it a "scandalous portrayal."

Lil Wayne is grilled by Quincy's lawyer, Pete Ross from the powerhouse law firm of Browne George Ross, who hammers Wayne about his criminal record, but the rapper claims he remembers nothing.

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And then there are the alleged threats Wayne makes against Pete Ross. Wayne says he wasn't threatening the lawyer. You be the judge.

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You gotta watch the videos. Writing Wayne's words in a post does not do it justice. 

There's so much more.  We'll be putting more videos up throughout the day.

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16.

awesomewave    

He looks like Tarman.

725 days ago
17.

Andy    

Q: Were you Bubba's bitch in jail? A:Now that I do remember.

725 days ago
18.

LTD    

Lmao!! I'm sorry this just made my day. He was being a complete d!ck but it was so funny. Even the lawyer questioning him had to laugh a few times. I'm confused on how and why the judge allowed him to act this way.

725 days ago
19.

Revelations    

This guy is an ugly stupid punk.

725 days ago
20.

campy    

I don't see the humor. The guy is a bona fide dirt bag.

725 days ago
21.

campy    

I'm going to go have a glass of milk now.

725 days ago
22.

Keksi    

As Dave Chappelle would say "Okaaayyy! "

725 days ago
23.

Phishie from Philly    

Lawyer; Do you remember what you put on today.
LW: No, I can't remember.
Lawyer: Are you wearing a hoodie right now.
LW: I can't remember. YAHHHHH
Lawyer: So you do remember.
LW: I don't recall. YAHHHHHH
Lawyer: You keep saying YA.
LW: No I didn't. YAHHHH
Lawyer: did you ever
LW: No no no, YAHHHH
Mediater: can you please tell your client to wait until
LW: I'm a psychic. YAHHHH
..
LIL WAYNE IS NUTS, but I like him.
..
Phishie from Philly

725 days ago
24.

Carl Wive    

I LOVE U LIL WAYNE!!!!!!!!! Classic!

725 days ago
25.

Truth    

CRACK IS WACK!! TO THE MAX... #TRUTH!!

725 days ago
26.

woodin    

classic drug addict!

725 days ago
27.

The New Improved Sock Puppet    

That face is straight out of Central Casting as a rapist/murderer, or a person in someone's nightmare. Who makes "stars" out of these people? They should be shot.

725 days ago
28.

verlinda    

What was the threat?? What did he say, help me out here plz

725 days ago
29.

Dan Kemp    

What is this.... Lil Wayne needs to be President..... F Retards...dk

725 days ago
30.

Jimmy jamz    

Way to break those stereotypes lil wayne. Chris brown must be proud you ignorant piece of trash.

725 days ago
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