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Justin Bieber Sued

You Stole My Credit Card

for Penis Enlargement

10/23/2012 8:42 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
EXCLUSIVE

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Justin Bieber bought himself a penis enlargement with a stolen credit card ... and he's also cheating on his GF with Ke$ha, Rihanna and Penelope Cruz ... this according to a CRAZY new lawsuit filed in court and obtained by TMZ.

Bieber has been sued in Michigan by a man claiming to be Selena Gomez's father -- who makes some of the most insane, and obviously untrue allegations ever documented in court.

Among the highlights:

-- "Bieber has cost me $426.78 and never paid me back. This money was used as abortion money because Justin Bieber got my daughter Selena pregnant in my bedroom, on my canadian bear rug."

-- "Usher Raymond came to my house on the forth of july 2012 and sodomized me with a firework and lit it inside my anal area while blaring kate perry [sic] firework song in my ear drums."

-- "[Bieber] gave selena a std and Bieber stole my credit card to buy him and sean p-ditty [sic] combs cocaine to use in drug free school zones."

-- "Bieber also got a penis enlargement with my stolen american express card. "

The lawsuit concludes ... "I'm an emotional mess ... America must boycott biebers music!"

We decided not to call Justin for comment -- because, well, you know ...

173 COMMENTS

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31.

Don't Question Authority!!!    

No honey, I didn't buy the penis enlarger, someone must of stolen my credit card. It was Justin Beiber. Yeah, that's it!

693 days ago
32.

noriyk karakashian    

the stealing is not real but Selena pregnant is sooooooooooooooooo real

693 days ago
33.

CLE    

Well... to be fair, listening to Katy Perry can FEEL like anal rape.

693 days ago
34.

Squatting Thunder    

He forgot:
Richard Gere borrowed his gerbil and returned it all covered in poo.
Ellen DeGeneres sneaked into his kitchen and opened every can of tuna he had just because she liked the smell.
Al Pacino calls him at all hours to tell him he has a great ass.
Every time he sees R Kelly...R Kelly tries to pee on him.
Eddie Murphy likes to smell his feet.
Tom Cruise has taken up residence in his closet.

693 days ago
35.

Lauren    

here we go again, another sex rumor this time! I

693 days ago
36.

kola    

this sound so un real, to me the fire cracker, is totally untrue, and why would he buy cke for diddy, and oh my god the rug thing she is totally NUTS, i hope she got good attorney's because she is going up against some powerful guys. sounds scripted.

693 days ago
37.

toto    

OMG I can't believe its not butter!!!!!

693 days ago
38.

Nobrows    

Funny that as a lawyer you are dismissing this man. He has every right to be heard, no matter how ugly the allegations. Also, just because he sounds crazy, does not mean that there is nothing true in what he says.

693 days ago
39.

romba    

Well, he did impregnate Selena, but the Disney abortion fund doesn't need to borrow from schizophrenics.

693 days ago
40.

The_Darrell    

Used a credit card to buy cocaine?

693 days ago
41.

SexyTilac    

lol This is great idea xxx

693 days ago
42.

blythe    

what the hell is this april fools day or something. you've got to be kidding me. sodomized by usher? somebody had too much time on their hands

693 days ago
43.

Yourkiddingmeright    

Whata psycho!

693 days ago
44.

ToxxicKissez    

Lmao, this guys legend.

693 days ago
45.

Mikey    

I KNEW IT!


This is the real Justin Bieber, small penis and all!

693 days ago
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