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Hugh Hefner & Crystal

Chasing Tail

at Mansion Wedding

1/1/2013 12:45 PM PST BY TMZ STAFF
Barking News

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Hugh Hefner or Crystal Harris's dog -- it's a toss up which one's sniffed more ass at the Playboy mansion ... but one of them took last night off, we presume, for the Harris-Hefner wedding.

Ex-Playmate Crystal forced her Cavalier King Charles Spaniel, named Charles, to go black tie for the ceremony ... which was attended by a small group of family and friends.

We're not much for wedding pics ... unless there's a damn cute dog involved.

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So, there ya go.

Fun fact: Most King Charles Spaniels live between 10 and 15 years. Hef's longest marriage was 10 years and change.

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61.

nellie    

She did it just to get fame and get his money! I hope his sons get the money before she does. Rude b--ch!

556 days ago
62.

lauren    

Why do people say it looks like her Grandfather? A 26 year old's Grandfather would be about 68 or 70 years old, he could be her Great-Grandfather.

556 days ago
63.

Rob E Barnett VT    

So just how many marriages is this now?

556 days ago
64.

Mee    

The only sane one out of that group is the dog.

556 days ago
65.

Deco    

If you have to ask what she cost Hef you can't afford it.

556 days ago
66.

Firefly    

What would be so funny is if Hugh had an iron clad pre-nup that said that when he dies little miss Crystal clear would get NOTHING! For humiliating him the last time she backed out at the last minute to marry him in front of the world. It will be in fine print so that Crystal clear will skip over that part.
She will do anything for him thinking she will get it all in the end.
She will change his diaper and bathe him in bed and she will get nothing when he ends up dead.

556 days ago
67.

LetsBeReAL    

She gets at least $1 million dollars when this guy is done. But he's generous, he'll give her like $3 million. When he dies, all the rest of his fortune will go to his kids. Even if she gets $1 million. It's $1million richer than she would've been NOT marrying him. She knows what she's doing. She's 26. She has to wait max 5 years to marry the guy she really wants to with $1 million in the bank. Smart girl.

556 days ago
68.

MzDee2012    

why did he marry her when she told the world on Twitter how she really feels about him? She called him an old bag of bones who couldn't keep it hard for longer than 3 seconds. I don't know any man who would forgive sexual comments but then again maybe he has Alzheimer's. Damn he is old. He is older than her grandparents. This is so gross. There is enough money in the world to make me stupid to her level.

556 days ago
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MzDee2012    

isn't enough money in the world I meant to say

556 days ago
70.

flmermaid    

Crystal Harris is the new replacement for Anna Nicole Smith. A complete brainless bimbo that will suck a prune dick with one foot in the grave for all the publicity she can get. Next will come the modeling contract with guess jeans and the reality t.v. shows with changing Hef's diapers. Maybe Hef will make her the next top playboy bunny hole of the year?

556 days ago
71.

bon    

just like marrying your grandfather. what money will make you do Yuk!

555 days ago
72.

badoodie    

She couldn't bother to have the dog groomed? Look at his poor sloppy paws!

555 days ago
73.

John    

CONGRATULATIONS MR. HEFNER!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'm a middle-aged gentleman, in college, and I am so inspired by Hugh Hefner's marriage. My dream is to have a fine-azz partner half my age. I'm trying my hardest to become rich enough so I can have a spectacular sex life. Mr. Hefner, I salute you. Amen.

555 days ago
74.

DeeMaree    

One word: NASTY

555 days ago
75.

dangit    

The dog has a hard on for Hef's new bride LOL

555 days ago
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