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LAPD Cop Killer

Left Messages for Tebow, Charlie Sheen, Larry David

2/7/2013 11:30 AM PST BY TMZ STAFF
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Ex-LAPD officer Christopher Dorner -- the accused killer at the center of a citywide manhunt -- posted a rambling message to various celebrities ... including Tim Tebow ... before embarking on his murderous rampage.

The message is part of an "uncensored manifesto" that law enforcement confirms to TMZ was posted to the Internet by Dorner. Besides various threats to police officers and their families ... Dorner --who's now accused of killing 3 people including a cop -- also blogs goodbye messages to his favorite stars, as if he's planning on dying.

His message to Tim Tebow reads:

Tebow, I really wanted to see you take charge of an offense again and the game. You are not a good QB by todays standards, but you are a great football player who knows how to lead a team and WIN. You will be “Tebowing” when you reach your next team. I have faith in you. Get out of that circus they call the Jets and away from the reality TV star, Rex Ryan, and Mark Rapist Sanchez.

He also included a note to "Inglourious Basterds" star Christoph Waltz:

Christopher Walz, you impressed me in Inglorious Basterds. After viewing Django Unchained, I was sold. I have come to the conclusion that you are well on your way to becoming one of the greats if not already and show glimpses of Daniel Day Lewis and Morgan Freeman-esque type qualities of greatness. Trust me when I say that you will be one of the greatest ever.

Super chef Anthony Bourdain:

Anthony Bourdain, you’re a modern renaissance man who epitomizes the saying “too cool for school”.

"Curb Your Enthusiasm" star Larry David:

Larry David, I agree. 72-82 degrees is way to hot in a residence. 68 , degrees is perfect.

Larry David, Kevin Hart, the late Patrice Oneal, Lisa Lampanelli, Chris Rock, Jerry Seinfeld, Louis CK, Dave Chapelle, Jon Stewart, Wanda Sykes, Dennis Miller, and Jeff Ross are pure geniuses.

Ellen DeGeneres:

Ellen Degeneres, continue your excellent contribution to entertaining America and bringing the human factor to entertainment. You changed the perception of your gay community and how we as Americans view the LGBT community. I congratulate you on your success and opening my eyes as a young adult, and my generation to the fact that you are know different from us other than who you choose to love. Oh, and you Prop 8 supporters, why the f*ck do you care who your neighbor marries. Hypocritical pieces of sh*t.

Charlie Sheen:

Charlie Sheen, you’re effin awesome.

He continues with the following messages ...

"Jennifer Beals, Serena Williams, Grae Drake, Lisa Nicole-Carson, Diana Taurasi, N’bushe Wright, Brenda Villa, Kate Winslet, Ashley Graham, Erika Christensen, Gabrielle Union, Isabella Soprano, Zain Verjee, Tamron Hall, Gina Carano, America Ferrara, Giana Michaels, Nene, Natalie Portman, Queen Latifah, Michelle Rodriguez, Anjelah Johnson, Kelly Clarkson, Nora Jones, Laura Prepon, Margaret Cho, and Rutina Wesley, you are THE MOST beautiful women on this planet, period. Never settle, professionally or personally."
 
Dave Brubeck’s “Take Five” is the greatest piece of music ever, period. Hanz Zimmer, William Bell, Eric Clapton, BB King, Bob Marley, Sam Cooke, Metallica, Rob Zombie, Nora Jones, Marvin Gaye, Jay-Z, and the King (Louis Armstrong) are musical prodigies.

Jeffrey Toobin and David Gergen, you are political geniuses and modern scholars. Hopefully Toobin is nominated for the Supreme Court and implements some damn common sense and reasoning instead of partisan bickering. But in true Toobin fashion, we all know he would not accept the nomination.
 
John and Ken from KFI, never mute your facts and personal opinions. You are one of the few media personalities who speak the truth, even when the truth is not popular. I will miss listening to your discussions.

Dorner also trashed some of his least favorite people, including Cardinal Mahony and the Westboro Baptist Church:

Cardinal Mahoney, you are in essence a predator yourself as you enabled your subordinates to molest multiple children in the church over many decades. May you die a long and slow painful death.

Westboro Baptist Church, may you all burn slowly in a fire, not from smoke inhalation, but from the flames and only the flames.

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kogk1943    

How come the libturds aren’t jumping all over this one?!?!? Could it be because he’s black, a obamanation sycophant, anit-gun (typical libturd hypocrisy), loves Piers Morgan and other libturd media people. I guess he doesn’t fit the fascist libturd agenda. Just like all the other mass deranged shooters were NOT NRA members. But were libturd and/or REGISTERED douche-o-crats. Don’t ever confuse a libturd with the truth. It doesn’t fit there fascist agenda.

565 days ago
137.

Liz    

The jacka$$ talks about hypocritical pieces of excrement. What a nut job!!!

In other parts of his so-called manifesto, he praises Feinstein for going for an assault weapons ban and here the fool is shooting up everything and everyone that he thinks wronged him.

Talk about the ultimate in hypocrisy!!!!

565 days ago
138.

''THEROCK''    

THE PEOPLES CHAMP NEEDS TO TAKE YOU BY THE FAT ASS DRAG YOU IN THE RING AND GIVE YOU THE PEOPLES ELBOW THAN THE ROCK GIVES YA THE ROCK BOTTOM AND 40 MILLION ..MILL ION..PEOPLE WATCHING AROUND THE WORLD WATHCES AS THE REF COUNTS 1,2,3 THE WINNER ...IF YA SMELL EL LA LA LEEL ..WHAT THE ROCK IS COOKING PLAY MY MUSIC

565 days ago
139.

Dan    

I got a question why isn't anyone pointing out he's a crazy black guy? I mean they made sure we knew that George ZImmerman was a White Hispaninc.

565 days ago
140.

cognitive dissonance    

this probably will not end well. hopefully LAPD can stop the madness without further bloodshed.

565 days ago
141.

Pound's Ghost    

Wow, this guy loved Jews, blacks, "gays" and pretty much every sub-group of people who hate white people and Western civilization. Its kind of scary that these kinds of anti-white/anti-Christian bigots are on police forces in America. Whites and Christian Americans need to stand up to (1) protect our gun rights so we can shoot back at racists like Dorner and (2) protect OUR culture from the hollywood filth this guy extols.

565 days ago
142.

HRH Prince Michael    

When Paul -literally- did a song and dance for THE most oppressive, corrupt, and Godless politician is U.S. History, I lost ALL respect for him as an Artist and a Man. We CAN'T work it out.


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565 days ago
143.

NYCBlackMan    

Poor thing he is out of his mind and he prob thinks that hes NORMAL........all you can do is shake your head mental illness is taking over this country! thatcrazyfool dot net!

565 days ago
144.

Detective. LaToya    

I applaud this man! He tried to do the right thing by reporting EVIL and CORRUPT LAPD officers and he was wrongfully terminated! He had enough so he is exacting his revenge! The LAPD has always been evil and corrupt so good for him for shooting those pigs dead! THE LAPD SHOT TWO INNOCENT WOMEN THINKING IT WAS HIM! Why are they shooting to kill? Why not apprehend him and drag him to court? Cause he's BLACK!! Tupac said it best "COPS GIVE A DAMN ABOUT A NEGR0E/PULL A TRIGGER/KILL A N!GGA/HE'S A HERO"! Fck those pigs!

565 days ago
145.

Spicy mag    

This guy should be on a very special episode of Cops.

565 days ago
146.

foreverOnline    

Beware ALL YOU Bullies out there! Clear result of bulliying.

565 days ago
147.

The Martyr of Justice    

Everything that he stated has come around full circle. He said the media would try to tear him into pieces, bu whats in the dark will come to light, regardless of who has to be taken down. Put yourself in his shoes. It was him against an organized system.

565 days ago
148.

Just_A_Post    

Dorner was fired FIVE years ago. That is a very long time for a man with his training to come up with a very elaborate plan. I think it is obvious he plans on leaving this earth in a very violent manner. We can only hope that he disappeared into the woods and took his own life.

565 days ago
149.

darcy    

The murders aside...the guy has great taste in media and I love that he hates Westboro. Too bad he took a dark turn. Probably was a cool dude.

565 days ago
150.

Groovemaster    

Why would you have Lisa Lampinelli call in to talk to the fugitive? All you've done is tell murderes and celebrity stalkers that if they kill a bunch of people because they want some celebrity to notice them that TMZ will get them their wish. That was stupid.

565 days ago
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