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LAPD Cop Killer

Left Messages for Tebow, Charlie Sheen, Larry David

2/7/2013 11:30 AM PST BY TMZ STAFF
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Ex-LAPD officer Christopher Dorner -- the accused killer at the center of a citywide manhunt -- posted a rambling message to various celebrities ... including Tim Tebow ... before embarking on his murderous rampage.

The message is part of an "uncensored manifesto" that law enforcement confirms to TMZ was posted to the Internet by Dorner. Besides various threats to police officers and their families ... Dorner --who's now accused of killing 3 people including a cop -- also blogs goodbye messages to his favorite stars, as if he's planning on dying.

His message to Tim Tebow reads:

Tebow, I really wanted to see you take charge of an offense again and the game. You are not a good QB by todays standards, but you are a great football player who knows how to lead a team and WIN. You will be “Tebowing” when you reach your next team. I have faith in you. Get out of that circus they call the Jets and away from the reality TV star, Rex Ryan, and Mark Rapist Sanchez.

He also included a note to "Inglourious Basterds" star Christoph Waltz:

Christopher Walz, you impressed me in Inglorious Basterds. After viewing Django Unchained, I was sold. I have come to the conclusion that you are well on your way to becoming one of the greats if not already and show glimpses of Daniel Day Lewis and Morgan Freeman-esque type qualities of greatness. Trust me when I say that you will be one of the greatest ever.

Super chef Anthony Bourdain:

Anthony Bourdain, you’re a modern renaissance man who epitomizes the saying “too cool for school”.

"Curb Your Enthusiasm" star Larry David:

Larry David, I agree. 72-82 degrees is way to hot in a residence. 68 , degrees is perfect.

Larry David, Kevin Hart, the late Patrice Oneal, Lisa Lampanelli, Chris Rock, Jerry Seinfeld, Louis CK, Dave Chapelle, Jon Stewart, Wanda Sykes, Dennis Miller, and Jeff Ross are pure geniuses.

Ellen DeGeneres:

Ellen Degeneres, continue your excellent contribution to entertaining America and bringing the human factor to entertainment. You changed the perception of your gay community and how we as Americans view the LGBT community. I congratulate you on your success and opening my eyes as a young adult, and my generation to the fact that you are know different from us other than who you choose to love. Oh, and you Prop 8 supporters, why the f*ck do you care who your neighbor marries. Hypocritical pieces of sh*t.

Charlie Sheen:

Charlie Sheen, you’re effin awesome.

He continues with the following messages ...

"Jennifer Beals, Serena Williams, Grae Drake, Lisa Nicole-Carson, Diana Taurasi, N’bushe Wright, Brenda Villa, Kate Winslet, Ashley Graham, Erika Christensen, Gabrielle Union, Isabella Soprano, Zain Verjee, Tamron Hall, Gina Carano, America Ferrara, Giana Michaels, Nene, Natalie Portman, Queen Latifah, Michelle Rodriguez, Anjelah Johnson, Kelly Clarkson, Nora Jones, Laura Prepon, Margaret Cho, and Rutina Wesley, you are THE MOST beautiful women on this planet, period. Never settle, professionally or personally."
 
Dave Brubeck’s “Take Five” is the greatest piece of music ever, period. Hanz Zimmer, William Bell, Eric Clapton, BB King, Bob Marley, Sam Cooke, Metallica, Rob Zombie, Nora Jones, Marvin Gaye, Jay-Z, and the King (Louis Armstrong) are musical prodigies.

Jeffrey Toobin and David Gergen, you are political geniuses and modern scholars. Hopefully Toobin is nominated for the Supreme Court and implements some damn common sense and reasoning instead of partisan bickering. But in true Toobin fashion, we all know he would not accept the nomination.
 
John and Ken from KFI, never mute your facts and personal opinions. You are one of the few media personalities who speak the truth, even when the truth is not popular. I will miss listening to your discussions.

Dorner also trashed some of his least favorite people, including Cardinal Mahony and the Westboro Baptist Church:

Cardinal Mahoney, you are in essence a predator yourself as you enabled your subordinates to molest multiple children in the church over many decades. May you die a long and slow painful death.

Westboro Baptist Church, may you all burn slowly in a fire, not from smoke inhalation, but from the flames and only the flames.

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31.

deteecher    

He looks like a chubby LL Cool J. A chubby, crazy version.

539 days ago
32.

Majestik    

Next up, we'll find out why he's an EX-LAPD officer, complete with comments from former fellow officers. Come on TMZ, ever wonder why there are copycats to some of these murderers.

539 days ago
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John dowser    

LL Cool jays, crazy brother? LOL Thats funny. I agree, I prefer not to hear what is in this loons head. I hope they catch this nutbag and "bag'em".

539 days ago
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jimmy d    

Damn,everything he said is right on the money,what the **** happened after....so sad

539 days ago
35.

Peter Popoff    

Another Crooked Cop

539 days ago
36.

Roman Moroni    

wonder if L.A. Mayor Villaraigosa is partying w/ Charlie and the girls today??

539 days ago
37.

Tigers Wood    

Well he's getting his 15 minutes of fame thanks to TMZ. Expect more copy cat killers like this to emerge now to get their fame on TMZ.

539 days ago
38.

Roman Moroni    

Chef Fieri is a fine chef too - just saying

539 days ago
39.

firebaby    

and thank you tmz, for allowing his messages to reach their intended destinations.... *rolls eyes*

539 days ago
40.

sophiastormy    

Now the media has a liberal nut they can go after. What will the spin be on this killer

539 days ago
41.

Hot Chocolate    

I'm still waiting to see whether he was a drug or alcohol or substance user. Was he being drugged? Theres something very abnormal. How was stem manifesto obtained? What ever was going on had him spinning in his mind. I'll be interested to know what disassociation was in life beyond military and policing. Who knows the guy? In a world where data can be modified, how do we know for sure he wrote it all?

People can write anything, is there a connection to the actual incidents?

Where was his family? Does he have children?

There are many unanswered questions.

Lastly, most celebrities don't know soldiers and agents are assigned to them involuntarily so I wouldn't exactly blow all of it off.

If people only knew true degree that policing and government REALLY impacts their lives beyond what they would ever know.

Could LAPD have prevented all this?

More and more people are losing it.

539 days ago
42.

Sir Paul McCartney    

If everyone with a gun just shot themselves, then there would'nt be a problem now would it?

539 days ago
43.

SoManyIdiots    

No shout out to Oprah? Maybe I missed it.

539 days ago
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_][ Character_Assassin ][_    

LAPD is gonna need those anonymous donations from celebrities whom have run ins with the PD because they have a mass cover up on their hands... lol.

539 days ago
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Smoothie33    

I'm sure he'll be fine..:/

539 days ago
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