67-Year-Old Steve Martin -- SHAPING UP for My Newborn Baby

hate to say it but there was probably pressure from the wife

Nothing like old, stale sperm making a baby.

So gross that he's the father. Maybe he isn't. That would be the only saving grace.

At least the guy still gets some....

The way he lookhat bike, He'll die trying to get fit

That's a great way to do it.

Weird to think that only 3 years after his kid stops wearing diapers, Steve Martin will start wearing adult ones.

12 is the average age for 6th grade graduates. Steve will be 79 in 12 years. He'll make it.

I think it'd make a really cute family photo if Steve and the baby wore matching diapers.

I think Steve will be an involved dad, he has the personality for it, did a good job in the role in that movie where the girl showed up and he adopted her, can't remember the movie name just the balloon 'n stuff

TMZ, do you EVER say anything that is just nice?

"I am... (gasping for breath)... a wild... (gasping for breath)... and crazy... (gasping for breath)... guy."

67 years old and new baby do not belong in the same sentence. How unbelievably selfish.

Congratulations!! From things I've read, he seems like a nice man.

That's foul.