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Lindsay Lohan

Outrageous Letter to Prosecutor

'We Can Fix Her'

2/26/2013 12:11 PM PST BY TMZ STAFF
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In one of the most inappropriate moves in memory ... Lindsay Lohan's new lawyer tried to get the judge in her criminal case to read a letter in which he claims he and the prosecutor are working as a team to "fix" Lindsay.

TMZ broke the story ... attorney Mark Heller attached a letter he wrote to the Santa Monica and L.A. City Attorneys to legal docs he filed with the court.  Sources connected with the prosecution tell us the letter pissed the judge off because it looks like an attempt to improperly influence the court.

In the letter, Heller writes to prosecutors Terry White and Spencer Hart ... "... we, as a team, [can] help 'fix' Lindsay Lohan." 

Heller goes on to blame Lindsay's troubles on her dysfunctional family, claiming you can't judge her "without considering the pain, torment and confusion which Lindsay has experienced and has been afflicted with."  

Heller tries to steer the prosecutor -- and realistically the judge as well -- away from jail time, saying, "Lindsay will gladly be participating in intensive psychotherapy, submitting herself to regular screenings and contributing her time to the production of public service messages."   He also offers up Lindsay to speak at schools, hospitals and other venues "where she may provide inspirational talks."

And get this ... Heller says he's exploring the creation of a Lindsay Lohan foundation that will provide a non-profit program to benefit young people. 

Heller doesn't say how it will be funded.

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91.

Parker    

Didnt Paris Hilton promise the same thing?

551 days ago
92.

Irma    

unless he's talking about putting her on a hydraulic lift at a garage he's delusional.

551 days ago
93.

Mary    

You can't fix what doesn't admit to being broken.

551 days ago
94.

seamus     

Why does Heller remind me of Joey Buttafuoco?

551 days ago
95.

Majestik    

I hope Harvey is back for TMZ Live because I don't want to hear dumb and fatass commenting on the legal specifics of this case.

551 days ago
96.

some guy    

Wonder if he's talking about a heroin or cocaine fix.

551 days ago
97.

KDESQ    

How is this guy licensed to practice law? I am a practicing defense attorney in Colorado and this guy is a real idiot. He is almost so much of an idiot that I wonder if he is acting like an idiot on purpose for instant celebrity. How did he even meet her? Yeah, she's a trouble client, but this guy is an embarrassment to the profession and I could do a much better job. its so stupid its beyond words.

551 days ago
98.

Pimpcessa    

Oh dear....this is not going to end well for Ms. Lohan this time. This guy is nuts! Wonder if Holley has had to change her number yet? You know LL has been trying to reach her for a while now.

Btw, if this judge allows this to happen, they are basically saying this should happen with every repeat offender in that county. I suppose a court room will turn into a hand holding session between prosecutors, defense council and defendant, all singing "kumbaya"...

Sounds great. Let me know how that works out for ya Heller.

551 days ago
99.

SimplyHappy    

This makes me sick! How much can possibly be blamed on her family? I believe most our families could be considered just as dysfunctional as this chicks, and I'm pretty sure we all turned out relatively normal. This girl needs to learn responsibility, and she's not about to learn it from this jack-azz lawyer!. As far as I'm concerned, this guy belongs in a loonie bin, and Lindsay belongs behind bars.

551 days ago
100.

Kelly    

Roflmfao!! What a crock.

551 days ago
101.

Waka Waka Waka    

Before Lindsay starts giving inspirational speeches at schools and venues she needs to fix the girl in the mirror first.......

551 days ago
102.

Christine    

You can't fix stupid, don't want to be fixed or stupid. Her mother is an enabler, her father is a media hog, who may have good intentions but doesn't act on them. This poor girl is headed for a disaster and it won't be pretty.

551 days ago
103.

Vinsetta    

What a crock. What a ploy to desperately keep this tramp out of jail. She's a laughing stock and in no way in hell qualified to give PSA's. GIve me a break. Get her ass to trial and jail. Glad the judge was pissed.

551 days ago
104.

bbb1bbb2    

( " Miss L. Lohan isn't Fixable At All ! ! ! ! " ) " She Loves To Drink And Do Drugs, Party Too ! ! ! ! "

551 days ago
105.

Mumra the Ever Living    

I suggest either a silver bullet or a wooden stake thru her heart, and then bury her face down in unconsecrated ground.
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Lohan must truly be having grand mal seizures by now, she's fuqued up her life royally, and she somehow managed to get Gollum T. Hobbit esq. as her attorney.
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BTW, if she doesn't show up at the court house on Friday with her idiot counsel, then everything he's written to the judge mean nothing. Without her being there they are just empty words written by an idiot.

551 days ago
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