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Lindsay Lohan

I Got No Problem ... So

NO DEAL!

2/28/2013 6:37 AM PST BY TMZ STAFF
EXCLUSIVE

0227-lindsay-lohan-no-dealLindsay Lohan did NOT cut a plea bargain Wednesday with prosecutors in her lying-to-cops case ...TMZ has learned ... and right now it looks like she's headed for trial.

We broke the story ... Santa Monica and L.A. City prosecutors had a noon meeting via telephone with Lindsay's lawyer, Mark Heller

Sources connected with Lindsay tell TMZ ... prosecutors insisted Lindsay accept a significant amount of time in a residential rehab facility, but Heller wasn't having it.  We're told prosecutors bent a little and offered somewhere around 30 days rather than the 60 they initially wanted -- still Heller didn't accept.

We're told Heller and prosecutors have not given up, and one source connected with the talks tells TMZ, "Negotiations are ongoing."

BUT ... sources say Heller and Lindsay are not in lockstep -- he's willing to accept a plea that involves counseling and possibly some sort of rehab, but Lindsay says she's not accepting any of it because to her it sounds like "punishment for something I didn't do."

Bottom line ... prosecutors aren't worried if they can't strike a deal -- we're told they're more than willing to go to trial March 18.

Your move, LiLo.

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211.

Mumra the Ever Living    

Maddy, Hannah's right. This should help you a lot:
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http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/lanow/2013/02/lindsay-lohan-rehab.html

416 days ago
212.

Nicky    

She really thinks she has no problem?
Wow. This woman has nothing but problems. When does she finally wake from a long sleep? Lohan you're neither sleeping beauty nor a princess. You're an ordinary spoiled little brat who thinks that the entire world revolves around you. Guess what, it doesn't. You're supposed to act like an adult, according to your age. Well when I look at pics of you, you look as if you would be 50 years old, but things like that happen with a lifestyle like yours. It would be time for to accept, that every single action has its consequences and in your case, it means some time in jail. Wake up already.

416 days ago
213.

Mumra the Ever Living    

< sniff > < snif > < sniff >
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I smell ass and decaying pudenda.
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Was the chief here?

416 days ago
214.

Lucky_130    

This dumb bimbo takes overconfidence to another level

416 days ago
215.

Mumra the Ever Living    

< sniff > < snif > < sniff >
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yeah it's the unmistakable of smell ass and decaying pudenda.
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Yep, the Chief was definitely here.

416 days ago
216.

janet    

@Nikki...well they are running out of time. After reading the LA artical I now understand why Sautner hit her with the long community service, knowing with jail overcrowding she was going to hit Lohan with this to make up for that.

416 days ago
217.

MADISYN, LIAISON TO THE H8TURDS!!    

"Sautner's first job after law school was as a researcher for the television program “The People’s Court,” assisting one of her professors at Whittier, Harvey Levin."
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HA!
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http://www.metnews.com/articles/2013/saut021413.htm

416 days ago
218.

HannahF    

Deja vu?


"Ms. Lohan has maintained her innocence from the moment this case was filed and she has never wavered," attorney Shawn Holley wrote in a statement released hours after the actress informed a judge she would not accept his plea offer

416 days ago
219.

Hot Farts    

Honestly if I hear one more ****ing word about the California justice system, I am gonna lose it. Educate yourselves before speaking about something you know nothing about...ASK YOURSELVES WHY NEW YORK ARRESTED HER TWICE AND SHE HAD ZERO CONSEQUENCES.

This bitch has taken up an enormous amount of resources in our system here in LA. THE REALITY IS THAT SHE WILL DO TIME FOR PV BUT THE OTHER CHARGES ARE MISDEMEANORS AND ARE NOT BEING PURSUED IN LOS ANGELES - GET OVER IT AND FACE IT AND STOP WONDERING. ABOUT IT.

We all hate this c.u.nt. Reality is reality. She is not public enemy number one on these cases and she doesnt live here anymore so good riddance.

Since we dropped the ball so bad here why dont we wait and see if her two arrests and felony pulling of a a fire alarm are ever pursued in New York because lying is not something we can count on to put her away for life SHEESH!!

416 days ago
220.

Marvin    

Why should LiLO go to rehab when she can plead guilty and be released in three hours for thirty days home arrest?........../...

416 days ago
221.

Cricket    

How many breaks is she going to receive? The antics go on and on. It won't cease until she ODs. A state, ANY STATE, needs to lock her up. Anyone else would have been.

416 days ago
222.

LISA    

@MADI: This is a reply to your post. I have to go for now, just wanted you to see it. Here it is (minus the typos) :)


Hi Madi! Oh no, I knew you hadn't seen it, which was why I thought it was so cool (great minds think alike, lol). I know you and some of the other gals are westerners. I was literally waiting for you all to get up and join in on the fun, lol!

416 days ago
223.

StarryStarryNight    

dlisted cracks me up!

I recognize that look on White Oprah's face. That's the "should I barf first and then pass out or should I pass out and then barf in my sleep?" face. Always go with the former, because sometimes a puddle of barf will cushion your fall.

Lindsay Lohan obviously lied to the cops about driving her Porsche right into an 18 wheeler and she was probably drunk while doing it, but she's sticking with her best friend Delusion and claiming that she's linnocent! The prosecutors in the case offered to keep LiLo out of a jail cell if she agreed to go to rehab for 60 days and do community service in New York. LiLo's buffoon of a lawyer, Mark Heller, and the prosecutors spent part of their day yesterday working out the plea deal over the phone, but nothing came of it. Mark shook his head no to the deal and when prosecutors dropped the rehab time from 60 days to 30 days, he still shook his little head no. TMZ says that if it were only up to Mark Heller, he'd take the plea deal, but LiLo refuses to, because she thinks she doesn't have a problem and didn't do anything wrong.

A source says that LiLo isn't going to take a plea deal, because she feels like she's accepting punishment for something she didn't do. The prosecutors don't really care if LiLo doesn't take the plea deal, because they're ready to go to trial on March 18th.

Let's try to look at this from LiLo's blood shot, blurry eyes. If she does take a plea deal, she'll have to do the following:

1. Sit in rehab without the paparazzi keeping her relevant by taking her picture every 45 seconds.
2. Sit in rehab without enablers pouring free booze into her drink hole.
3. Sit in rehab without enablers sucking on her dehydrated apricot a.ss lips while telling her that she's going to have the comeback of all comebacks.

Or she can tell them to eat that plea deal and do the following instead:

1. Put on a designer court outfit bought with a stolen credit card.
2. Smile for the cameras as dozens of paparazzi take her picture as she strolls onto the great big stage called a court room.
3. Become the headliner and star of TMZ's live feed from the court room.
4. Put on her best "I'm totally going to do right this time, your honor" face while hiding her inner smirk as the judge finds her guilty and sentences her to a lifetime of doing what she's always been doing.
5. Celebrate by doing tequila shots off her Porsche's steering wheel as she speeds down PCH!

Hmmm...I wonder which option she's going to go with?

416 days ago
224.

DaveT    

I'm eating a Digiorno pizza right now, forgot how frickin' good they taste, bet Lindsay would like 'em too, she's cool like that ;)

416 days ago
225.

StarryStarryNight    

Lindsay Lohan Blows Plea Deal Thinking That Meant Something Else Entirely

“Your honor, if you could just point me in the direction of Mr. Deal, I’m ready now.”

Posted by Photo Boy

They say all the best sociopaths are either extremely adept at mimicking human emotion or they actually believe their own lies. In Lindsay Lohan‘s case it must be the latter since she’s gotten exactly two acting gigs in the last three years, of which one was a Lifetime movie and the other was soft-core porn. So it shouldn’t come as a shock to anyone that she fully believes her statements to police about the time she slammed her rental Porsche into an 18-wheeler were nothing but honest. TMZ reports:

… sources say Heller and Lindsay are not in lockstep — he’s willing to accept a plea that involves counseling and possibly some sort of rehab, but Lindsay says she’s not accepting any of it because to her it sounds like “punishment for something I didn’t do.”

Honestly, if I were Lindsay, I would never take a plea bargain either. Lying to the cops is probably the least illegal thing she’s done in the past few years only to receive nothing but wrist-slaps and stern warnings. She should just say f.uck it and start a high-end prostitution business. I’m sure there’s plenty of wealthy men out there who would pay her for sex. Wait.

http://www.thesuperficial.com/lindsay-lohan-blows-plea-deal-thinking-that-meant-something-else-entirely-02-2013


Grandma, what a double chin you have!!!

416 days ago
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