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Lindsay Lohan

Officially Screwed

3/18/2013 8:10 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
EXCLUSIVE

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Lindsay Lohan
will absolutely, positively be LATE for her trial TMZ has learned ... and the judge could issue a bench warrant for her arrest on her first day of trial.

We've learned ... the private jet that is carrying the infamous defendant is scheduled to land at 8:11 AM in Van Nuys, 20 miles from the courthouse.  That means at the time of touchdown -- assuming she lands on time -- she will have 19 minutes to get to the courthouse in the middle of rush hour traffic.  Translation:  No way in hell.

Sources tell us ... the jet was delayed at JFK in NYC and didn't go wheels up until 6 AM EDT.

There are 2 SUVs waiting at Van Nuys airport to take Lindsay and her entourage to court. 

One more complication .... Lindsay left all of her luggage on her original commercial flight.  Someone has already retrieved the bags at LAX and has taken them to the Van Nuys Airport.  Lindsay will change clothes in the car.

One final thing ... Guess how much the private jet costs?  $50,000.  Lindsay didn't pay -- The generous folks at Mr. Pink energy drink covered the tab.

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76.

Mumra the Ever Living    

From the story:
"Someone has already retrieved the bags at LAX and has taken them to the Van Nuys Airport. Lindsay will change clothes in the car. "
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So will the 19 minute drive to the courthouse give Lohan sufficient time to show the proper appreciation to her new, Arab owners? A little strip show in the back of a SUV, along with some intimate mouth on peen on mouth time for the dozen or so men stuffed into that SUV will take much longer than 19 minutes.

483 days ago
77.

MADISYN, LIAISON TO THE H8TURDS!!    

Seamus, Murma, do you two have the 'chat' room address?

483 days ago
78.

TNastyFunktown    

Nope, not getting my hopes up. Precedent says she'll squeak by.

483 days ago
79.

Its Nikki Bitches    

LOCK HER UP AND THROW AWAY THE KEY!!!!

483 days ago
80.

swack    

There are 2 SUVs waiting at Van Nuys airport to take Lindsay and her entourage to court. Who was all on that plane that you need TWO cars? Thought it was just Lindsay and Gavin (although by all indications he has been in LA for a bit). Also wasn't she the only one getting on the original two flights (the one she ditched and the one she left)? And what does she need an entourage for?

483 days ago
81.

get real    

How does this thing Retain PRIVATE JETS FREE? Who is Paying for the SuVs lined up at Van Nuys airport for her? Who went and retrived her Luggage at LAX in the Middle of the Night and drove them to Van Nuys?

483 days ago
82.

JusticeINC    

Because of this I will never drink this energy drink and advise others to do the same. Any product Blo touches needs to be boycotted. Only when she has no prospects for money will she go to jail for good.

483 days ago
83.

The murph    

Who gives a crap about Lindsey lohan anymore?? Tmz drop the stories and we will be done with her for good. Thanks!

483 days ago
84.

Reg    

FFS, Hello all, need to make a monster coffee, brb.

483 days ago
85.

Sue Hamlin    

It's also officially ridiculous. Knowing full well about flight delays and various disasters that can happen, you and I would take off at least a day beforehand. And she does know. What a brat.

483 days ago
86.

STFUP    

BOYCOTT MR. PINK!
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ISSUE THE BENCH WARRANT!!
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SENTENCE HER TO THE FULL 240 DAYS!!!

483 days ago
87.

Liz    

Why would anybody spend money on her for a private jet? She's lucky she has so many enablers.

483 days ago
88.

Andyconda#LITTLESTAR    

she just flew from NY to LA man her lips are tired

483 days ago
89.

LLsez    

Heller: "Your Honor, may I present the New and Improved and Responsible Lindsay Lohan!!!....Oh...WHAT?...She's not here yet?....She is still putting on her FM shoes while in a van on the freeway?"

483 days ago
90.

Ms.....    

who does this girl have to kill, herself or others..before someone does something?

483 days ago
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