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Lindsay Lohan

No Charges

in NYC Nightclub Fight

3/22/2013 1:18 PM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
EXCLUSIVE

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Lindsay Lohan will not face charges for her arrest in that New York City nightclub brawl with another woman ... TMZ has learned.

Law enforcement sources tell us the Manhattan D.A.'s Office will not prosecute Lohan -- and we're told the main reason is ... witnesses failed to cooperate.

TMZ broke the story ... Lindsay was busted back in November for allegedly punching the woman inside Club Avenue.

We're told witnesses to the incident, including those connected with the alleged victim, refused to speak to investigators.

Another problem with the case ... according to our sources on the night of the fight ... the woman was being escorted out of the club by police, and tripped and fell ... so it was unclear what really caused her injuries.

The Manhattan D.A. would not comment.

LiLo skates again.

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61.

odie    

So far we have JUST MY OPINION 6/12, MADDY 5/2, VIN during COACHELLA, and my guess of 6/5 when our little Crackie will fvck up. Any more takers? I GOTTI ROLL to get some dinner for Mr. Odie and myself, but I'll be back to tally up the dates later. While I'm gone, just remember this idiot is in this predictament now because she was on probation for stealing a utterly plain and nondescript necklace-no offense to the jewelry store-when she lied to the cops. And this is after she wasted a full yr having to complete 480 hrs of community service. If she had just simply chosen straight jail time THEN the cops now would not have pursued this case like they did. What an idiot our little Crackie is!!! And she's even a bigger idiot now to take this plea deal. We are in for some good times H8TURDS, some good times indeed!!!

489 days ago
62.

Joey    

If teh courts and Judges keep letting her walk she will need Heavy Duty Knee Pads.

489 days ago
63.

Marilyn    

Just like when she had to leave the first LA community service job saying that they didn't like her & got shifted to the "better assignment" of janitor morgue duty, Crackie will leave the rehab saying they are mean to her & don't like her.
That is the reason given she will leave the next rehab #1. I give her 4,5 days at most from when she first arrives there at
the next rehab #1.
In rehabs there are group therapy sessions that are mandatory. She will not be able to take it & will bolt!

488 days ago
64.

Andyconda#LITTLESTAR    


http://www.latimes.com/local/lanow/la

488 days ago
65.

MR. POP CULTRE    

GOOD Now Get Back To The Films.

488 days ago
66.

Lindsay Lohan Fan Forever    

I'm blocked by Michael because i said he was buying followers not LIndsay. Moto isn't blocked by her either.

488 days ago
67.

Sam    

lindsaylohan@lindsaylohan If you really wanna be one of my #littlestars, you'll let me tinkle tinkle all over you.

488 days ago
68.

Bess    

Cracked is violating her probation by hanging out with Gavin. Why hasn't she been arrested yet?

488 days ago
69.

Grandma Cracker    

Moto JJ and Nicole are perfect for each other!

488 days ago
70.

Bess    

I'm going with May 8. The reality of having to stay on campus will have hit her by that point.

488 days ago
71.

Andyconda#LITTLESTAR    

Lindsay is so smart she thought the 'Big bang theory" is a Porno..and tried to sign up

488 days ago
72.

Andyconda#LITTLESTAR    

Now am Going to NY and punch Milo Jr.s Nose to the back of his skull... and get off on the Lohan defense....becausets ok to lie,steal and cheat..

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Poor Latch key kid Cody doesn't stand a chance..

488 days ago
73.

Marilyn    

I would not want to be at the rehab trying to get sober where Crackie is thinking that the entire rehab and all the other people are there to revolve around her!
Especially in New York that won't fly.

488 days ago
74.

21stcent    

Witness tampering by Heller?

488 days ago
75.

Grandma Cracker    

AND THE REVIEWS FOR LINDSAY'S LATEST MOVIE ARE COMING IN........
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How low can she go? A dazed-looking Lindsay Lohan follows her recent terrible performance as Elizabeth Taylor by playing “herself’’ — doing a bad impression of Marilyn Monroe — in an inept, brutally unfunny collection of sketches titled “InAPPropriate comedy.’’
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Lohan has perhaps 90 seconds of footage bookending this piece of dreck, shakily shooting at paparazzi who pounce when her skirt is blown upward by a draft from a subway grate (while she’s wearing an electronic ankle bracelet).
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I would have preferred if she had used a loaded gun on the alleged director, comedian Vince Offer, better known for his “ShamWow!’’ TV commercials than his previous film, 1999’s “The Underground Comedy Movie’’ (he is briefly seen videotaping Lohan, or more likely her double, upskirt using an iPad).

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Lindsay Lohan in "InAPPropriate Comedy"
Offer’s earlier film had no stars, but for “InAPPropriate comedy’’ he somehow recruited Adrien Brody to play a gay police detective named “Flirty Harry” in pink capris and sandals.

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Brody flings around a lot of tired double-entendres (“Go, ahead, bust my ass’’) in a handful of sketches (all are supposedly iPad apps) running maybe a minute apiece. But he’s spared the extreme degree of humiliation achieved by fellow Oscar winners Halle Berry and Kate Winslet in the recent “Movie 43.’’
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Brody and Lohan actually hit the (very low) high points of this mess, which includes a couple of merely dopey segments featuring Rob Schneider and Michelle Rodriguez as porn reviewers checking out a badly dubbed Japanese epic called “Sushi Mama’’ and the all-male “Sperm Lake.’’
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At least they’re over quickly — unlike the interminable mock episodes of a reality show called “The Amazing Racist.’’ The host (Ari Shaffir) insults Asian driving students, tries to get Jews to sign petitions apologizing for “killing Jesus’’ and attempts to entice black people to get on a “one-way’’ boat trip to Africa with watermelons, fried chicken and malt liquor.
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These segment are almost tasteful compared to the ones featuring stereotypical gangbangers. One gag introduces an entrepreneur with a wire hanger in an abortion clinic, while another involves a mouse and a cheese-coated penis. Perhaps more to the point, the gangbangers end up in a vat of sewage.
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Speaking of sewage, Lohan actually has less footage in “InAPPropriate Comedy’’ than in the trailer for “Scary Movie 5,’’ another terrible-looking sketch comedy that arrives in two weeks. She has at least one scene with Charlie Sheen in that one. God help us.

488 days ago
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