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Lindsay Lohan

Gets D For Attendance

at 'SM5' Premiere

4/12/2013 6:30 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

0412_charlie_sheen_lindsay_GettyLindsay Lohan is as predictable as a pineapple in a Mai Tai ... she showed up 40 minutes late for her "Scary Movie 5" premiere.

In fact ... she blew in 30 minutes before they rolled up the red carpet.

Her "SM5" and "Anger Management" co-star Charlie Sheen broke away from a few interviews to snap a few pics with the soon-to-be-in-rehab-but-not-until-after-she-goes-to-Coachella starlet.

Bet she won't be late when Phoenix takes the stage.


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Oh please, Lohan destroyed her career for the last 10 years and hasn't stopped and not getting it back. Her own fault and her own doing.

Her rotten reputation and unprofessionalism is known all over. She has done nothing to change that to this day. Everyone who has tried to help her cut her a break she's kicked right in the teeth and slapped in the face.

It's only because of what Lohans been able to get away with legally for years (none of us would be able to) keeps her name out there, a tabloid joke that's her attention.

It's certinly not because she's talented. Her being called an actress is an insult. It's being polite and not actually ment. She knows that.

526 days ago

Its Nikki Bitches    


Lindsay Lohan Called Vulgar Names On Radio Show: Her Father Rips The Crude Guest

Posted on Apr 12, 2013 @ 11:49AM | By Alexis Tereszcuk - Entertainment Editor


Lindsay Lohan definitely has some haters, but when a radio show guest calls her vulgar words her father Michael Lohan isn’t going to take that lightly!

Comedian Jim Norton appeared on The Opie & Anthony Show on Sirius radio this week and while discussing Lindsay’s appearance on the David Letterman show he let loose with a string of expletives to describe the troubled actress.

“She’s never taken it seriously; she’s gotten so many f***ing chances,” Jim said about Lindsay returning to rehab for her court-ordered 90-day stint.

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Then he really ripped into Lindsay’s recent actions, saying she was “Just acting like a f***ing dumb c**t.”

Norton continues, talking about the incident where she cut up her borrowed dress that she wore to a party.

“You have a job like that, you run around like a t**t, they give you a nice dress to wear and you cut it up like a spoiled c**t.”

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He also took another shot at Lindsay’s actions now that she’s in her late 20s.

“After a certain age you have to stop acting like d**che.”

Norton didn’t keep his comments just to Lindsay; he also ripped into Michael Lohan, placing the blame with him.

“Her family is sh**ty and I want to hate her but you look at her family and her father is just f***ing sh*t, just sh*t.”

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Papa Lohan leapt to his daughter’s defense and slammed the lewd comments exclusively to

“They have some nerve saying such things about my daughter!

“Which I know they would never say to her face and especially not mine. When she was at the top of her career they all praised her. Now because she’s having issues they slam her. God damn them!

“These men comments are absolutely disgusting and someone should teach them respect, I’d be happy to.”

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Michael has been an outspoken advocate of getting Lindsay’s into treatment for her addiction issues and calls the guys out for their own actions.

“Who are they to knock Lindsay when they do the same things she does but they don’t have the notoriety that Lindsay does?”

526 days ago


0% for SM% is the worst rating I have ever seen on Rotten Tomatoes. I thought it was going to be around 35%, I would have never guessed 0.
The Red Cloud folks, or audience gave it a 79%, but the people who still go and see those kinds of movies are idiots. I know, I used to work at a theater

526 days ago


I'm still in awe. Letterman kept on her about what is it that's been her addiction. He gave her the biggest opening she'll probably get in front of millions of viewers to show she's facing reality now, matured, and ready to get herself and hopefully big money making career back. She just weasels out of it telling letterman she's cing back from her forced 90 days to take his job. She doesn't want to change, she wants to party and think she's a star. Biggest opportunity right now blow-n ...

526 days ago


When you find yourself wishing there was more Lindsay Lohan in the movie, you know its bad. SCARY MOVIE 5 is so bad that a DJ spinning a pizza instead of a record is what passes for a sight gag. Or a woman having sex with a microwave...
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It says a lot about the film when the only half-laughs to be had come from Charlie Sheen and Lindsay Lohan
Full Review

526 days ago

Grandma Cracker    

Lucky 130, we stand corrected!

Inappropriate Comedy got a big fat ZERO on the tomatometer too
SM5 ZERo and holding
The Canyons ?????
Could Lindsay be inn line for a trifecta of f*ckedness?

526 days ago

Its Nikki Bitches    

In case you needed it, here’s more confirmation that Lindsay Lohan is never going to change her ways.

Late… GASP! During a Thursday night Los Angeles premiere of her latest opus, Scary Movie 5, the flub-queen showed up just in time for the red carpet to close.

And, because it was Lindsay Lohan, no one disciplined her or was even that surprised to begin with.

Hollyscoop was on scene to witness the blunder. The actress showed up a whole 30 minutes after the carpet was supposed to close. When she arrived the movie was just about to start.

Who me? Lindsay played coy at the premiere, posing in a sleek knee-length dress for cameras. (Because everyone had already gone inside.)

Charlie Sheen, who the actress shares the opening bedroom scene in the movie with, was reportedly ticked by Lindsay’s punctuality—especially because he just got finished endorsing her professionalism and workmanship during an appearance on the “Tonight Show with Jay Leno.”

“She had an ear ache and was a little bit … four hours late. No, she was a couple of hours late. She was really not feeling well. We just worked around it,” Sheen told the big-chinned host. “She was late, what can I say!”

Coachella? Sure, why not? Because the judge told you not to, Lindsay! Despite the judge’s pleas to stay the hell away from any bad influences, according to TMZ, Lindsay is Coachella-bound this weekend.

Again, this is frustratingly predictable.

526 days ago


Scary Movie 5 may go down as one of the worst movies of all time along with Liz and Dick of course. It may not be a funny movie, but the reviews coming in sure are

526 days ago


@ Grandma Cracker, I just looked up "Manos the hands of fate" which actually is one of the worst movies of all time, and Rotten Tomatoes gave that a zero as well,lol. Funny stuff

526 days ago

Grandma Cracker    

Even Plan 9 from Outer Space got a 64% on the tomatometer!

526 days ago


Better be no gypsies at Coke-cella, eh Sez?

526 days ago

Grandma Cracker    

UH OH, some tard gave it a fresh!

526 days ago

Its Nikki Bitches    

Friday Happy Hour!? Is that you?? You came back to save us!

Off to take my crew out. Have a great Friday night to all. See ya tomorrow for some Coachella laughs. xoxoxox

526 days ago


Guys, it doesn't matter how bad the movie is.

Point was and is that Lohan was paid to do a job. She did everything to blow the movie off and not show because she didn't like how it poked fun of her. Lohan bitched about Charlie Sheen.

She was so wasted binging in a hotel room she was in no condidtion to work. It was only the threat of Breach of Contract Lohan showed up by the producers.

Lohan was a total nightmare, stole 15k from wardrobe.

Pulled very simular shyt on Sheen and his show and was intensionally late for the premier.

More burned bridges.

526 days ago


I don't know every time I see her with Charlie Sheen it creeps me out. Charlie seems a little creepy. That is how I feel.

526 days ago
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