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Tanning Mom

Topless Bikini MELTDOWN!

4/18/2013 11:00 AM PDT BY Johnny Lopez

0418_tanning_mom_naked_bikini_photos_launch_v2The environmental effects wreaked on the ecosystem are still unknown after a somewhat pale Tanning Mom aka Patricia Krentcil attempted to bronze her luscious droopy topless flesh, balloon knot belly button and tatted up vadge in an unfortunate silver bikini on a quarantined New Jersey beach yesterday.

Since getting off the hook for allegedly bringing her 5-year-old into a tanning booth, Patty -- who says she's 45 years old -- is now choosing to shrivel up like a raisin with the help of the natural sun.

To avoid damage, protective eyewear should be worn at all times.

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Kelly Ruble    

Oh dear God. I thought Gloria Stuart (age 100) died in 2010. Oh wait, she did.

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Kevin    

With great power, comes great responsibility... I read TMZ, I can't filter out what I might see here...so THANKS for having this burned into my retina. Almost lost my breakfast.

554 days ago
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feelicks    

SNOOKIE!!!!!!!!

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ratbag    

Alligator alert in Jersey!

It was necessary to quarantine a popular Jersey Shore beach when a 145 year old 'gator was spotted on the sand. Parents are advised to keep small children away from this dangerous reptile.

554 days ago
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ts    

I am scarred for life thanks a lot!

554 days ago
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Edward    

I can't wait for the porn. She's hot. Come on Gina, give us something with some friction! James Deen would love to do her.

554 days ago
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Kelly Ruble    

Oh dear God. I thought Gloria Stuart (age 100) died in 2010. Oh wait, she did....

554 days ago
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ts    

what is gross about this picture? I think it's the fact that she thinks she looks good.

554 days ago
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jill    

oh no. WHy did i have to see that after lunch. I feel sick... YUCK!

554 days ago
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Henry    

Damn you TMZ.....Damn you all to Hell!!!

554 days ago
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Most H8d     

I'd titty **** her

554 days ago
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Lou78Jr    

Ty for letting me see my breakfast again ugh!!!

554 days ago
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bbb1bbb2    

Get Top on and U need a " Serious Boob Job Done " Lady + U r 2 G- D Da-N Old 2 b seen Topless in My Books "

554 days ago
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ts    

who the hell took these pictures? yuck!

554 days ago
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Shawn    

lindsay in 20 years

554 days ago
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