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Bruce Jenner

I Run the

'Queen of Everything'

4/24/2013 8:15 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF


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Bruce Jenner is nobody's bitch -- or so he thinks -- saying Kris Jenner might be the "Queen of F**king Everything" ... but he still runs the show.

Coach Jenner was at LAX when a photog asked him if there's a hidden meaning to the now famous cell phone cover his wife flashed in NYC the other day.

0423_kris_jenner_Splash Bruce seemed a little confused at first, but then went on to state his own version of the Declaration of Independence ... going so far as to claim he has Kris "under control."

Uhhh ... he better hope Kris doesn't see this.

He also talks about Kim Kardashian's divorce and Lamar Odom's NBA playoff run -- but there's only one part of this video his wife/manager/queen is going to remember.

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awards    

Bruce Jenner is the Lindsay Lohan of men, eh?

493 days ago
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anony    

The back of that phone should really say "I Am a Plague on Humanity.:

493 days ago
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bb    

Nice way to set an example to your underage kids and grandkids, lady. *******.

493 days ago
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Majestik    

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHaHAHAHAHAHA.
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

493 days ago
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Majestik    

Well, Mr. Bruce Jenner, you have one thing to look forward to in the near future. Being as you've had some many facelifts there is no longer any SKIN on your face to lift. When that recent work starts sagging the good doc will be able to wheel your azz into surgery and take all that extra skin from your neck and pull it up over your head. I'm sure in another five years when you are on facelift #3 the skin on your body will have been pulled so tight your balls will become your chin (that is, if Momma Ho has decided to take them out of her handbag and give them back to you). The Kama Sutra will then be able to add Mr. Bruce Jenner as a new position since he'll be able to ****** himself.

493 days ago
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Cricket    

Sorry, don't buy it. I believe he runs FROM, said queen of everything

493 days ago
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JrzGrl    

Love me some Bruce Jenner! Great guy. How he ended up with Kris Jenner is beyond me. She doesn't give him the respect he deserves.

493 days ago
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Fred Farkel    

Bruce can do the entire world a favor by declaring that living with these MONSTERS has been a horrifying experience and then divorce THAT THING just like Bob Kardassian did so long ago.


No man with an ounce of self respect would put up with this C R A P .


Thank you

493 days ago
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shewentwhoa    

Yeah right, we know Kris wears the pants in that relationship.

493 days ago
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Laura    

Right, Bruce. I have no doubt you believe that.

493 days ago
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TxGal    

The Lady (being sarcastic) sure knows how to set a good example.

493 days ago
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Carl    

Every time I realize that one of our greatest Olympians has been reduced to this I weep a little.

493 days ago
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nORRis8    

I have no idea who this person is.

493 days ago
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Majestik    

This interview could be the icing on the cake to that rumor they are separated and living apart. Why else would he have the cajones to state that he "RUNS" Momma Ho. He has no fear now that they aren't in the same house. Someone please, please, please explain to me, YET AGAIN< why these two NEVER seem to be photographed together unless it's a photo op like Christmas when the rumors were flying that they were divorcing?

493 days ago
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StarryStarryNight    

he's as sh*tty as she is.

he stands idly by while she pimps out children. she'll be producing the jenner girls porn film in 3...2...1

493 days ago
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