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Jeff Ross

Lindsay Lohan REFUSES

To Be Roasted

5/15/2013 12:30 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF


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We should have known by Lindsay Lohan's SNL performance that she has no sense of humor ... but this really takes the cake -- celebrity roastmaster Jeff Ross says Lindsay REFUSES to participate in this year's Comedy Central Roast.

It would've been a great idea to let comics poke fun at her fresh out of rehab ... because if there's anything we can learn from Alec Baldwin, it's that comedy can defuse almost any kind of negative publicity.

Alas, Jeff Ross says Lindsay turned down his offer ... but there are plenty of other people to choose from. Watch the clip.

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61.

Sapphiegirl    

IF THE TRUTH HURTS LINDSEY! WAAAAAAAYYYYYY bigger stars with checkered pasts have been roasted....AND ENJOYED IT. I wouldn't watch any roast of Lilidiot anyway

442 days ago
62.

rehabluvsme    

Seemingly endless amount of material to work with. What comic wouldn't want to roast her?

442 days ago
63.

Reg    

I wonder what "Roasted Lindsay " tastes like? Just asking.

442 days ago
64.

Fluffy    

Angel 1

442 days ago
65.

Jodi    

Everyday is a roast of Lindsey Lohan. Don't you watch TMZ?

442 days ago
66.

Reg    

They should remake The Munsters or The Addams Family , with the Lohans.

442 days ago
67.

Reg    

I do not think that my sunday roast will ever be the same again.!!!

442 days ago
68.

MADISYN, LIAISON TO THE H8TURDS!!    

WHO would show up to roast Blohan? Meryl, Jane, Tina? I don't think so! For real, WHO?

442 days ago
69.

Reg    

FFS, They should just throw her on the (Funeral Pyre) as they do in India.

442 days ago
70.

Reg    

Duck l' Orange , anyone???
Quack.

442 days ago
71.

Reg    

Dearest H8TURDS, can anyone give me a valid reason as to why I am awake at 3.am .??? Enablers need not apply.

442 days ago
72.

Reg    

See that there is a sad lonely hate checker awake? loser cannot contribute to the conversation, but has to just tap on its keyboard. hey freak why do not you join me in a bit of culture and watch BBC World news as we speak?

442 days ago
73.

Serpent of Sandoz    

Oh look. The weekday mommy / granny brigade is here! How adorable. Go grannies! (Commence ad hominem attacks, profanity and painfully strained condescension in 5... 4.... 3.... 2.... 1....)

442 days ago
74.

Reg    

Seriously Who says Mommy?

442 days ago
75.

Serpent of Sandoz    

Grandmother? Check. Profanity in response to my last post within minutes? Check. Ad hominem attacks in response to my latest post within minutes? Check. Dreary condescension in response to my latest post within minutes? Check. Shall we see if this works a second time? (Commence ad hominem attacks, profanity and painfully strained condescension in 5... 4.... 3.... 2.... 1....)

442 days ago
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