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Joe Francis

I'm Renting a Sea Lion

To Play With Me

6/24/2013 5:30 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
EXCLUSIVE

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Joe Francis is spending his days down in Mexico with a brand new friend he can rent by the hour ... a 600 lb SEA LION  ... and TMZ's got the pics.

The "Girls Gone Wild" honcho tells TMZ ... he rents a Sea Lion named "Litibu" once a week from Vallarta Adventures to hang out with him and his GF Abbey Wilson at his casa near Puerta Vallarta. 

It's pretty incredible ... he says the 11-year-old mammal is so well trained he arrives via boat ... swims up to the beach ... walks to Joe's backyard ... and then dives straight into his pool.

Not only that, Joe says Litibu has a slew of tricks up his blubber ... he can do handstands, give kisses, stand and clap, roar on command and lets Joe and Abbey take rides on his back in the pool.

Our only request ... please no Sea Lion vs. Hot Naked Chicks tapes.

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yenny    

I hope there's no chemicals in his pool! What a dumba$$!

396 days ago
17.

CaliWriter    

F@cking Moron!

396 days ago
18.

TheMachine1    

I hope he treats animals better than he does people.

396 days ago
19.

Cran    

Joe you are really creepy.

396 days ago
20.

paul a.    

Hand jobs too?

396 days ago
21.

Buck Boy    

Wow I have always defended this guy for his Extremist Heterosexual Activity a/k/a EHA, however I draw the line an animal abuse and THIS is animal abuse. Mexico has a pathetic record on the way they treat animals and forcing one into a pool with the two of them is disgusting.

396 days ago
22.

anony    

Isn't the s***miest of s***bags supposed to be in jail now?

396 days ago
23.

Phreaky    

LOL @ "rents" - Joe's girlfriend probably stole it. She's a thief! Google "Abbey Wilson Thief" and read all about it - Joe tried to get it scrubbed from the internet, but it still exists.

396 days ago
24.

ohhappydays    

ouch - wont his gerbils get jealous

396 days ago
25.

Quinn    

Joe Francis is such a douche bag

396 days ago
26.

Her Imperial and Royal Majesty    

So now he´s into bestiality?

396 days ago
27.

Sandy    

Didnt he sell his house in mexico?? Either way he is a jerk

396 days ago
28.

TT    

I wouldn't mind paying money to see that Sea Lion rape him!

396 days ago
29.

Stillwaters    

I'd love to see him on an episode of When Sea Lions attack

396 days ago
30.

Mr.Mackey    

Due out July 4th, "Sea Lions Gone WILD"

396 days ago
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