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Joe Francis

I'm Renting a Sea Lion

To Play With Me

6/24/2013 5:30 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
EXCLUSIVE

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Joe Francis is spending his days down in Mexico with a brand new friend he can rent by the hour ... a 600 lb SEA LION  ... and TMZ's got the pics.

The "Girls Gone Wild" honcho tells TMZ ... he rents a Sea Lion named "Litibu" once a week from Vallarta Adventures to hang out with him and his GF Abbey Wilson at his casa near Puerta Vallarta. 

It's pretty incredible ... he says the 11-year-old mammal is so well trained he arrives via boat ... swims up to the beach ... walks to Joe's backyard ... and then dives straight into his pool.

Not only that, Joe says Litibu has a slew of tricks up his blubber ... he can do handstands, give kisses, stand and clap, roar on command and lets Joe and Abbey take rides on his back in the pool.

Our only request ... please no Sea Lion vs. Hot Naked Chicks tapes.

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Mike    

I wouldn't get in the water with that thing. There's no telling what kind of disease that thing is carrying. I mean Joe of course.

396 days ago
47.

Michelle    

*Sigh* I thought he was still in jail some where...wishful thinking I guess.. All these stupid girls showed him they're goods for free to make him a very rich man. She what your boobies has enabled this guy to do with the money he made off you??? It is your fault if this sea lion dies of some sort of disease...

396 days ago
48.

dreamer4u    

He is such a LOSER....

396 days ago
49.

cindy    

Somebody call animal cruelty. Don't they have Chlorine in the pool?!! That can't be good for the seal!

396 days ago
50.

donji    

Although finds it cute,and amusing all living things are not here for his amusment! This idiot seems to need to buy a friend, and at some point the sea lion may decide Joes not his buddy and what a headline that'll be!

396 days ago
51.

Sherms    

Joe Francis is such a weird looking dude. I, personally, do not find him attractive.

396 days ago
52.

Peter Hobson    

One can only hope hat the sea lion will attack Joe first and not his hot girlfriend; then it can hop out of the pool, walk down to the sea and wait for the producers of "Arrested Development" to call.

396 days ago
53.

Caitlin    

Didn't he just file for bankruptcy? Is renting a seal the best use of the money he has left?

396 days ago
54.

Peter Hobson    

How great would it be for the sea lion to seriously maul Joe, mate with his girlfriend, and then hop out of the pool and walk back to the ocean where he can wait to hear from the producers of "Arrested Development"

396 days ago
55.

dbella    

Countdown to Seal Lion rape charges and sex tape in 3, 2, 1

396 days ago
56.

Straight Talkin Texan    

That is so very cool. Now THAT's how you enjoy having lots of money!

396 days ago
57.

jessicalefebvre    

Hope they put more chlorine in the water for that poor animal

395 days ago
58.

Geezer1948    

Just don't swim with him right after you've made a tuna sandwich!

394 days ago
59.

ee    

Joe Francis is going to prison for rape and assault. His whore girlfriend is on his payrole. She did videos for girls gone wild. Poor dumb country girl. Parents must be so proud of you shacking up with ugly lech and abuser.

386 days ago
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