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Kate Middleton

IN LABOR

Get Ready to Bow to Your Tiny Overlord!!!

7/22/2013 9:00 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
Breaking Water

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Prepare for the onslaught of new British Royal collectible tea sets, plates, shirts, hats, etc. -- 'cause the Royal great-grandbaby is due any minute.

The Queen's people have released a statement saying Kate Middleton is officially in labor at a hospital in London.

Hundreds of Brits have already taken to the streets to await their new master.

The Monarchy is still not saying if the new baby is a boy or a girl.

We know ... once Kate pops out the little squirt, a document will be signed by a member of the official royal medical staff and driven under royal escort to Buckingham Palace.

The medical document -- which will contain the fundamental birth info (sex, weight, time of birth) -- will be displayed on an "ornate easel" at the palace.

We're told the name will not be released straight away.

Stay tuned ... we'll have the news as it emerges from Kate's vagina.

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mike53051    

Stay tuned ... we'll have the news as it emerges from Kate's vagina.

OMG!

460 days ago
17.

Mikey    

Why are so many posters repulsed by the Vagina? Would you feel better if they said the Stork is coming?

460 days ago
18.

Mikey    

We need a reporter to climb inside Kate's vagina and get the first interview.

460 days ago
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LISA    

Thanks for the heads up TMZ, but could you please edit that last line (about the vajajay)? The Royals deserve more respect then that.

460 days ago
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Kristyanna    

TMZ... Y'all are ignorant! Kate could end up have a Caesarian birth. We'll never know, nor should we! The reporting is ridiculous. Maybe you could have just said, " we'll know more once the Royal Baby is born!" Idiots!

460 days ago
21.

Jeanie    

The Royals only exist in Britain for tourism they no longer have as much power as people assume, therefore this baby is not as big as the media is trying to convince US it is.

460 days ago
22.

Katy    

Another spoiled brat in line to take the throne and be paid for by the British? Congratulations!

460 days ago
23.

DW    

Britons still have a monarch?

460 days ago
24.

Lizzie    

This is great! it just shows what you can gain out of chasing a guy all the way to University and magically he falls for you.

460 days ago
25.

Melissa B    

And the whole 'Vagina' comment is a little rude/crude don't ya think?

Also, stop making it like the Brits have to grovel at this kids feet, if that was the case still, they would have been thrown out of the throne a long time ago.

They have less power than our President. Fact.

460 days ago
26.

moloch13    

I wonder who 'prince william's groom of the stool is. you know the one who wipes his anu$ when he gets done on the royal throne, after theyve put the feces in jars. what a life.

460 days ago
27.

Jessica     

This might be one of the poorest quality articles I have ever read on TMZ. AND the picture is pretty awful too. Can you get the 8 year old off the computer and let an adult write please?

460 days ago
28.

pat    

HEY HARVEY


YOU HAVE ABSOLUTELY NO CLASS WHATSOEVER.

460 days ago
29.

Minnetonka40    

Did one of your High School reporters write that comment about the Vagina TMZ? So tacky and immature.

460 days ago
30.

STFUP    

Who cares!? This is AMERICA. Not England.
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Those of you who seem to care, deep down inside, must secretly long for a cold-hearted Republican to lower taxes, brutalise criminals and rule you like a king, becuase you are in capable of thinking for yourselves!

460 days ago
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