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Kate Middleton

IN LABOR

Get Ready to Bow to Your Tiny Overlord!!!

7/22/2013 9:00 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
Breaking Water

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Prepare for the onslaught of new British Royal collectible tea sets, plates, shirts, hats, etc. -- 'cause the Royal great-grandbaby is due any minute.

The Queen's people have released a statement saying Kate Middleton is officially in labor at a hospital in London.

Hundreds of Brits have already taken to the streets to await their new master.

The Monarchy is still not saying if the new baby is a boy or a girl.

We know ... once Kate pops out the little squirt, a document will be signed by a member of the official royal medical staff and driven under royal escort to Buckingham Palace.

The medical document -- which will contain the fundamental birth info (sex, weight, time of birth) -- will be displayed on an "ornate easel" at the palace.

We're told the name will not be released straight away.

Stay tuned ... we'll have the news as it emerges from Kate's vagina.

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31.

swack    

TMZ, couldn't you have just had a normal headline and a normal article on something as beautiful as the birth of a baby. Sentences like this: "Stay tuned ... we'll have the news as it emerges from Kate's vagina." just show what truly immature people you are at TMZ. Good luck to Kate and William!

376 days ago
32.

tinyteach82@aol.com    

What a horrible and poorly written article. It's tone and languaging is disrespectful and crude especially since it is about a foreign leader. No wonder other countries make fun of us as classless, what else would they think when we consider this reporting... If I were tmz staff I would immediately take down this article and write one with some class and a writing level higher than a middle school drop out.

376 days ago
33.

pat    

HEY HARVEY


ONCE AGAIN,


YOU CAN REMOVE THE AD FOR THE KLAN'S BABY T-SHIRT.


THEY'VE MISSED THE BOAT AND THEY ARE OLD NEWS NOW.

376 days ago
34.

Bobby    

Very tacky comments by TMZ.

376 days ago
35.

Lori    

Why do you have to be such a$$holes about everything, TMZ? There was absolutely no need to write the article in this tone.

376 days ago
36.

Isaac Newton    

I'm always interested in any story that involves kate's vagina!

376 days ago
37.

Paul Z    

All these monarchs need to get real jobs. They live in luxury off the taxpayers dime and portend to be "above" everyone else.

376 days ago
38.

Bobby    

This has to be one of the most offensive headlines I have ever seen on this site. Clearly whoever wrote this does not understand the nature of the British Monarchy. The Sovereign of England rules only in name. Laws are made by Parliament in the UK whose members are elected by the people. The Queen is a figurehead and a symbol of over 1000 years of history. She is loved by most of her subjects and the majority there want to keep her in place. Her grandson William who is about to become a father and his brother both serve in the armed forces and have put their lives at risk supporting us in Afghansistan. William and his wife deserve a little more respect than this trashy article gives.

376 days ago
39.

Asmarlak    

I don't give it damn about those people. You media are enforcing them on us. There are many more better people in the world to report about than those bunch of unemployed wealthy clan.

376 days ago
40.

LightJ    

Wow, whoever wrote this is truly disgusting and rude. Seriously grow the f*ck up if you are going to report the "news", if not, then don't expect anyone to respect you or take you seriously. Dumba*sses.

376 days ago
41.

Areukiddingme?    

Extremely crude and insulting article...who wrote this, Kanye West?

376 days ago
42.

spader    

Princes and Princesses should stay where they belong - in fairy tales.

376 days ago
43.

Spunky Funk    

It's a boy - you can tell by the way she's carrying.

376 days ago
44.

Spunky Funk    

To everyone who is offended by the word 'vagina' in this article. You are aware that is where babies come from, right? Prudes!

376 days ago
45.

barf    

TMZ with reports like this one you just prove once again how ignorant you are. To Great Britain, this is exciting. And they respect the members of the Royal Family. So should you. Just this once, please? The world always laughs about uneducated ignorant Americans. And it seems TMZ hired some of the most embarrassing ones!

376 days ago
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