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Kate Middleton

Royal Baby REVEALED

BOW DOWN BEFORE ME, PUNY MORTALS

7/23/2013 11:27 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
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Here it is ... THE ROYAL BABY ... 's head ... and fingers ... so everyone can go back to their lives. Please.

Kate Middleton and Prince William debuted their infant overlord moments ago in London -- the third in line for the British throne -- and guess what? The kid is totally normal. Hooray.

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Still no word on the name, but at least we know the kid actually exists -- unless it's a decoy baby and Kate Middleton was never really pregnant to begin with.

Now that would be a real story. Not that this isn't a real story.

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121.

Brien    

At least we don't have to worry about Kate and Bill naming their child North West.

404 days ago
122.

Brian    

Wow - amazing. TMZ writes an article about how people need to get lives due to a royal baby being born. The same site that glorifies celebrity divorces, breast implants, and what Kim Kardashian is wearing for the day. Yeah, that's much more important.

404 days ago
123.

monique    

if any couple should be chased down and bothered one would think it would be the royal couple who's newborn child will one daybe king, instead they chase down cry baby west and his recycled bride who's child will, sadly be tomorrow's amanda bynes.

404 days ago
124.

The Real Truth    

Prince William, Duke of Cambridge and Catherine, Duchess of Cambridge have baby a country loves and will be King someday.

Kanye West, Dip**** of Los Angeles and Kim Kardashian, Dumbass of Los Angeles have baby no one cares about and will be a porn star someday.

404 days ago
125.

mary    

they look so sweet. I hope they have a wonderful life together.

404 days ago
126.

The Real Truth    

William has Kate and all her beauty and charm,
Kanye has Kim and with an ass big as a barn.
Both couples had babies yes this is true.
One will live in a Palace the other should be in a Zoo.

404 days ago
127.

D    

They look so happy and in love! This is very cool, and TMZ needs to change the wording on this article. It's called RESPECT, you idiots.

404 days ago
128.

palermo    

Beautiful baby, born to a couple who is a) married; b) happy; c) he has a good job/living; I can see why this site would find it puzzling. Rather see this than a fat former porn star and her illiterate angry rapper baby daddy. These people are part of history, whether you can appreciate that or not TMZ.

404 days ago
129.

TJ    

Kim, see how easy & effortless it was, to show their little baby?? Isn't it amazing how KK has disappeared from the face of the earth?? It appears as if she has taken everything she could from her "fans",& now that she is filthy rich & snagged a black rapper,she disdains & no longer needs her public. What a slap in the face to all the people she milked & scammed the big bucks off of!!

404 days ago
130.

Jordan    

Whether or not you believe in the Monarchy or not every Parent has the right to have a child.

404 days ago
131.

billybob    

I tell you what:

All these Royalty defending muppets here a TRUE traitors to the USA. You stupid idiots never went to school or something or simply ignore the fact that
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the American War of Independence
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was all about kicking the Royal's azz. and did cost almost 50.000 American lives. AND GUESS
- you stupid morons - what was the name of the royal family back then?? Yes, THE SAME as today. George III is an ancestor of the royal bastards you idiots admire today...

404 days ago
132.

char    

Congrats to William and Kate! Hope they can put the name Spencer( Diana's maiden name) somewhere in the babies name in tribute to her and her first grandchild.

404 days ago
133.

Moebian73    

Babies are born throughout the world EVERY SINGLE DAY! No baby is more special than the other...so Kate & Will had a baby, WHOOPY! Now if Charles & his ugly hat wearin ho had a baby & the ugly hat wearin ho had it..now THAT would be news!....kinda. lol

404 days ago
134.

Annie    

Such grace and class. Very moving unlike Kim and Kanye Kardashian who are waiting for the highest bidders or perhaps until the plastic surgery is done on their baby.

404 days ago
135.

Pat    

Why don't you little immature punk *******s at TMZ get a fu**ing life !

404 days ago
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