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Lindsay Lohan

I Never Want to See

A Bottle of Booze Again

8/4/2013 9:45 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
EXCLUSIVE

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Lindsay Lohan
is fiercely determined to live alcohol free -- and toward that end she's ridding herself of ALL traces of booze ... everywhere she goes.

Lindsay vows to stay clear of the hard stuff and not just in her home.  We're told she will make demands that hotel rooms, dressing rooms ... even mama Dina's home is alcohol free when she's present.  Good luck on that third one.

Fact is ... so far so good.  Lindsay checked in to the Bev Hills Hotel this week and ordered the staff to remove alcohol from her room prior to her arrival.

Lindsay says she'll travel with a sober coach for at least the next week, to make sure she doesn't succumb to temptation.  Ditto when she guest hosted "Chelsea Lately" ... she insisted her dressing room be stocked ONLY with non-alcoholic drinks.

To be clear ... we're not vouching for her in the long run.  It's strictly one day at a time.

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271.

Hurley    

Has Lindsay pooped on anything else?

341 days ago
272.

INTHEZONE    

this skank is criticizing kristen stewart?
that's cute

341 days ago
273.

Jack Straw    

Good for her!! I sincerely mean that. I have been there. Its a tough road but better to be on the wagon over that road, then in the ditch. Bravo Miss!

341 days ago
274.

Jack Straw    

Good for her!! I sincerely mean that. I have been there. Its a tough road but better to be on the wagon over that road, then in the ditch. Bravo Miss!

341 days ago
275.

ohsostupid    

Articles like this make me want to grab a bottle.

341 days ago
276.

pattin    

i watched the canyons today. lindsays face looks awful throughout the whole movie. if she really stays sober, shes ganna have to find something else to rely on besides beauty, cuz that ship has sailed long ago, n shes ganna have to accept that. she does have nice eyes tho, but thats literally about it

341 days ago
277.

CENSORMVSICK    

... ( 666 ) ...

341 days ago
278.

Buddy The Elf    

hahahhahahahaha.

The beginning of her new life as a comedian has begun.

341 days ago
279.

Cartman    

Lindsay is so cute.

Never gonna touch booze again... lol.

Even Vegas is only giving 1/1000 odds for this ever happening, lol.

Lindsay, you are destined to die as a drug-addicted former child-star who's biggest mark was her addictions.

A.K.A. A loser.

I might die an unfamous person but at least I didn't die a loser.

341 days ago
280.

LK    

Reg ,
Ding !!!! The timer just went off !!!
Cabbage rolls are done :) Help yourself when you want :)

340 days ago
281.

thomasofthomas    

I got a fifth of tequila that says otherwise

340 days ago
282.

jwoolman    

Some have pointed out that the road to recovery is filled with relapses and they hope Lindsay makes it this time. I wish Lindsay would wake up and change, too, but I doubt that she is anywhere near the road to recovery and never has been. She's running as fast as she can in the other direction. The problem is Lindsay has never really tried to recover and has never shown real signs of wanting to recover. She keeps saying she has nothing to recover from, she likes things the way they are, she's fine and people are just being mean. She's never been in rehab because she wanted to recover. She has always either been directly ordered by the court in place of jail or gone to rehab prior to a hearing, in hopes that the judge would not pull her out of rehab to put her in jail. All of this is just posturing to con people into thinking she's employable and especially to con Oprah into giving her some bucks for what is likely to be a doomed project. The odds are extremely slim to none that Lindsay is serious about kicking the drugs and booze. She simply isn't at that point in her life.
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I'll believe Lindsay is on the road to recovery when she actually admits she stole that necklace and hit that Betty Ford staffer and stole other things from other people and did carjack those guys back in 2007 and did lie to the police about who was driving in the more recent crash and that she lied to avoid getting tested because she was drinking and/or drugging to get going that morning- and on and on. I'll believe she's on the road to recovery when she starts apologizing to everybody she's hurt and everybody she's lied to and about and thanks all the judges who have had to deal with her and apologizes to the judges and the jewelers and the BF staffer and everybody else she and her family and fans have tried to smear and everybody who has hired her and gotten poor performances and production problems from her because she was never really sober and was too lazy to work hard at her job. That's what people do when they really recover. We may never see that because her problems run deeper than the booze and drugs, but miracles can happen.

340 days ago
283.

rockso    

B.S. - She was loaded last-night!

..she'll be dead or back in jail in 4 days

340 days ago
284.

Bear King of the Dead Thread Heads (and he means it)    

That picture of her above cracks me up.....a whole lot of nothing going on inside THAT head.

340 days ago
285.

Zephyr, Enemy of #LittleWhores    

Hey kids, shake it loose together
The spotlight's hitting something
That's been known to change the weather
We'll kill the fatted calf tonight
So stick around
You're gonna hear electric music
Solid walls of sound

Say, Candy and Ronnie, have you seen them yet
But they're so spaced out,
Bennie and the Jets
Oh but they're weird and they're wonderful
Oh Bennie she's really keen
She's got electric boots, a mohair suit
You know I read it in a magazine
Bennie and the Jets

340 days ago
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