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Celine Dion

Who Wants to Urinate

In My Water Park??

8/23/2013 6:23 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
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Wanna wade in the same lazy river where Celine Dion (and her kids) probably peed ... well, if you have $72 MILLION ... fire up your bladder, 'cause her famous water park mansion is up for grabs.

You know the house ... it's the one in Jupiter Island, Florida with two awesome water slides, a bridge over a lazy river and badass watergun stations. It's pretty incredible.

Now for some stats -- 5.7 acres, 10,000 square feet, 5 bedrooms, 5 baths (an additional 8 bedrooms in the guest house) -- plus, a master closet that any woman (and most men) would KILL for!!!

We're talkin' automated racks for clothing AND an automated carousel for all of your stupidly expensive shoes.

Plus, if you get sick of the water park (why would you get sick of the water park?) the home is right on the beach ... so you can frolic right to the ocean ... and pee in that, too.

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Stiletto    

Soon to be occupied by some towelheads rich brat. America...my how you've fallen.

376 days ago
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Clytemnestra    

Will she take a post-dated check? Say for August 23, 2555?

376 days ago
3.

Bateman    

Such a random title. What does pool urination have to do with Celine Dion selling her house?

376 days ago
4.

Michelle    

TMZ calls this "Breaking News"????

376 days ago
5.

_][ Character_Assassin ][_    

The maintenance and upkeep alone on that miniature theme park will break you.

376 days ago
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Mumra the Ever Living    

Fat Mike or Harvey must have wrote this headline 'cause every time they talk about lil Kimmie's pizz video they both get hard.

376 days ago
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orgzeurlife    

Was bathing in her family's pee the only selling point for tmz? Really?? Your warped mentality is just disgusting.

376 days ago
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Celeb Gossip Addict    

Too pretentious for my taste. Rappers aren't the only ones who like to scream "LOOK WHAT I CAN BUY!!!"

376 days ago
9.

Mike    

Why the heck is she moving? Why build a freakin $72 million palace if you aren't going to live in it for at least 20 years? Jeez. Did Celine make some terrible investments and she's low on liquid funds of what?

376 days ago
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Mike    

Maybe if Jay-Z and Beyonce have 2 or 3 more kids they could buy Celine's house. Heck, that place is big enough that a bunch of in-laws could move in easily. Knowing Jay-Z and Beyonce they might turn their nose up at it because it is not plush enough or expensive enough for them.

376 days ago
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brade33    

Harvey is in to golden showers

376 days ago
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tonywestspeaks!    

Not worth no where near 72 million dollars. You must be living in Disney world if you think anybody would buy that for that price.

376 days ago
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King of TMZ    

very nice. How much? :D

376 days ago
14.

King of TMZ    

All that space in there and only 5 bedrooms?
How big is each bedroom? One street block square each???

376 days ago
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brade33    

JB could buy it and throw a party for his beliebers and stand on the bridge with his monkeys and spit on them as they go by!

376 days ago
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