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Charlie Sheen

Jury Duty

Give Me a Multiple Murder Case!

9/24/2013 8:45 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
EXCLUSIVE

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Charlie Sheen
just showed up for jury duty in Los Angeles, and tells TMZ he's praying for a multiple murder case.

Charlie showed up in rare form ... bragging about the new tattoo on his arm -- which is actually pretty awesome.

We also asked him if he's more or less qualified to pass judgment on someone up on drug charges, and without missing a beat he says he's more qualified.

So we gotta ask ...

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1.

Nick    

He should be on Dina Lohan's jury.

403 days ago
2.

the artist formerly known as hand turkey    

Crackhead on the jury? What could go wrong?

403 days ago
3.

Gretel    

Ok, here we go with legal again. How can he do jury duty? He's been arrested for domestic violence, he shot Kelly Preston (oh sorry "accidentally" shot her), has had felony charges leveled against him for abuse or violence or something like that, has had to get bail ... can he still serve?

403 days ago
4.

barbarella    

i just realized that they don't drug test, do a psychiatric analysis or a background check on jurors. and they ultimately decide a criminal's fate.

403 days ago
5.

Ryuga the Dragon Emperor    

Just say the person is guilty and be done with it.

403 days ago
6.

samael    

Don't screw up..walk in a different direction if anyone wants to talk to you...make sure NO one from the defence or prosecution approaches you.!

Cool Charlie!!!!!!!!!!!!

403 days ago
7.

CN    

No attorney in their right mind would chose Chuck to be on a jury. The minute you do, it all becomes about Chuck. Leave this kind of stuff to the adults, Charlie.

403 days ago
8.

nof    

Put him on a case where a whistle-blower's fired and for speaking-up.


Charlie'll start firing jury members next -


i.e. People that don't want him to smoke, etc.


A prosecutor and judge'll go down.


Before the Selma Blair thing I actually liked Charlie.

403 days ago
9.

nof    

Charlie to Selma Blair:
(one of the few with the courage to stand up to him)


"I'm not accountable..."

403 days ago
10.

nof    

(to Simon and Garfunkel)


"Where Have You Gone Show-Runner-Chuck-Lorre?"


"Our Selma Blair She Needs Her Own Series..."


"Hee-hee-hee..."

403 days ago
11.

lissabirdie    

Takes one to know one

403 days ago
12.

todd lee    

This idiot isnt qualified to judge a hot dog eating contest.

403 days ago
13.

Just My Opinion    

LOL Getting a role in Expendables 3 movie has gone to his head.

403 days ago
14.

Mumra the Ever Living    

Yeah, the lawyers will jump to pick an egotistical, self absorbed drug addicted actor to pass judgement.

403 days ago
15.

Mumra the Ever Living    

Honestly, doesn't Charlie realize that they won't let him stuff his nose with meth while the trial is going on?

403 days ago
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