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Arnold's Love Child

I'M HUUUUGE!!!!

10/1/2013 10:43 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
EXCLUSIVE

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If there was any doubt Arnold Schwarzenegger shtuped his former maid .... DOUBT NO MORE ... 'cause his love child is about to turn 16 -- and he looks just like his humungous father.

Standing roughly 8'2" and weighing an estimated 475 lbs (pure muscle) ... genetic jackpot winner  Joseph Baena strolled alongside his mother Mildred during a shopping excursion in Bakersfield, CA yesterday.

Joseph was sporting a shirt from a swimming and diving competition -- it's unclear if he participated, but we're guessing if he did, he dominated ... based purely on his enormous physique.

Fun Fact -- Arnold first began competitive bodybuilding around the age of 16 ... and eventually excelled in competitive adultery.

Happy birthday Joe!

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PINK PILGRIM SHOE    

He's better looking than Arnold's other sons.

356 days ago
107.

Paul    

He looks like his ugly mom to though.

356 days ago
108.

backfire    

The boy looks exactly like his mother. Arnold has delicate features, jawline, tiny nose, etc. very Austrian features. This kid is cute but looks Mexican.

356 days ago
109.

Mee    

God gave this over 40 ex- lover housekeeper a GRAND PRIZE this boy is the living breathing image of his father and will most likely have a bright future of FAME and FORTUNE in the MOVIE'S

356 days ago
110.

Trixielolo77    

He's 8.2 at 16 years old! Holy shiznit! He's taller than He-man and Skelator put together! I think the editor of this article needs some coffee.

356 days ago
111.

Tamr    


"Standing roughly 8'2" and weighing an estimated 475 lbs"

Can't you get it right , Harvey ? This is total BS,tmz !

355 days ago
112.

ummm?!    

8'2" 475 lbs?? Don't Think So. But momma does have cankles.

355 days ago
113.

Edward    

I'm amazed that some film maker hasn't snapped him up. His dad was a huge box office attraction, and his son has a lot of potential. Nice, young, Latino version.

355 days ago
114.

Tammy    

This just goes to show you how stupid Maria was how can she look at this kid and not know that Arnie is the DADDY.

355 days ago
115.

KR    

You people are full of ****. 8'2''? 475lbs? Get real!!! I was trying so hard to trust u people but your writers are idiots for thinking we are that stupid. He looks like a tall but normal child. NOT huge and certainly not 8'2" and almost 500lbs. Do you not feel even the slightest bit foolish? Harvey fire this moron before all your credibility is shot.

355 days ago
116.

Trish    

8'2" and 475 pounds. Thanks for the laugh. No proof readers I guess. Anyway, it was so funny to read that mistake. On another note, Joseph Baena looks more like Arnold than any of his four kids with Maria. I have a feeling when he is older there will be some offers coming from Hollywood. Still can't believe Arnold cheated on Maria with that mess called Mildred.

355 days ago
117.

OK    

I think the 8 feet thing is just a joke.

351 days ago
118.

Ummmmm    

He looks nothing like his dad and his hair is died. Also its interesting how TMZ makes this kid look good saying he's huge when he's not huge.

348 days ago
119.

Linda    

Looking at these pics....man, I cannot believe Arnold was that hard up and he did THAT THING! SHE IS UGLY AS ****! WHAT WAS HE THINKING WHEN HE BEDED THAT BEAST?????!!!!! The kid does look like him though, but still....what Arnold did was horrible lying with such a digusting looking woman while married. He could have had I am sure many gorgeous women in Hollywood. WOW. Arnold seems to pick the really UGLY ones coz Maria is NOT pretty either, but she was once pretty.

339 days ago
120.

Mike    

I can't believe anyone would shtoop this ugly bitch!

328 days ago
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