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Dina Lohan

The Paparazzi Caused Her

To Drive Drunk

10/23/2013 8:35 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
breaking news

102313_dina_exit_launch_v2 Dina Lohan drove totally wasted and it's all because the paparazzi drove her to the bottle and then the steering wheel ... this according to her bizarre lawyer.

Dina and her lawyer, Mark Heller, appeared for a routine hearing in her drunk driving case, and then Heller offered up the indefensible defense.

Here's the argument ... Dina's lifestyle presents lots of challenges and stress, brought on by the barrage of photogs that follow her.  Those stresses caused Dina to down enough alcohol to register a .20 blood alcohol level as she tooled down the road.  Short story -- it's our fault, not hers.

You may remember Heller.  He was literally run out of L.A. after getting fired in the Lindsay Lohan shoplifting case. 

Heller hopes that the judge will take his argument under consideration in Dina's DWI case.

Hope springs eternal.

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16.

Observer    

Blame EVERYONE but yourself?
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No ACCOUNTABILITY?
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YOU slide those drinks down your lying pie hole ya PIG, NO ONE ELSE.
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Way to be an ADULT.

336 days ago
17.

Sandra     

Lock this dumb ass up and throw away the key!!!!!!

336 days ago
18.

meme    

I'm glad her attorney has a lower IQ than she does. Hopefully it will result in jail time.

336 days ago
19.

LLsez    

BAM!! It's a Double Whammy today!!

Both Blo & DWIna getting SLAMMED on Twitter.

336 days ago
20.

STNCA    

What does Heller have on this family that they keep hiring him? Get a shovel and start digging Harvey; there's something buried in the backyard!

336 days ago
21.

Canadasux    

If the judge thinks that's a credible defense, he's/she's more of a moron than D. Lohan's lawyer. I'm sure Lindsay doesn't even buy that defense anymore.

336 days ago
22.

Vinsetta    

This excuse is "Amazing". The judge is not going to take this into consideration Heller.

336 days ago
23.

Richard W. Blosat    

WTF? Are you kidding me? What a stupid ass lawyer.

336 days ago
24.

Jordan    

I can see why every one of his Clients has Fired him.

Go with that defense and see how far it goes.

336 days ago
25.

Sargio    

Bad dna in that family. What a friggin idiot Dina Lohan is.

336 days ago
26.

Crackhead    

Mark Heller knows g'damn good and well that this is a ridiculous defense, but he is smart enough to know that it is good enough to keep the Lohan money flowing to his bank account. Dina is too stupid to realize that this is no defense at all.

336 days ago
27.

Sapphiegirl    

AND YOU WANT TO BLAME MICHAEL FOR LINDSEY BEING AN ADDICT? NOW ITS NOT YOUR FAULT YOU GOT DRUNK, THEN GOT IN YOUR OWN CAR AND CHOSE TO DRIVE BECAUSE OF PHOTOGRAPHERS? DID ANY OF THESE PHOTOGRAPHERS HOLD A GUN TO YOUR HEAD AND FORCE YOU TO CONSUME ALCOHOL? DID AND OF THESE PHOTOGRAHPERS HOLD A GUN TO YOUR HEAD AND FORCE YOU TO GET IN YOUR CAR AND DRIVE? I THINK NOT! NONE OF YOUR KIDS WILL BE WELL ADJUSTED HUMANS BEINGS SINCE THEY HAVE THE QUEEN OF DENIAL AS THEIR MOTHER!

336 days ago
28.

Phreaky    

It's the Blohan family motto: "It's not my fault!".

336 days ago
29.

Its Nikki Bitches    

What a crock of SH!T


I live in Merrick the same town as Dina Lohan and there is NEVER any Paps around here


Now its time to make calls and emails to the DA Kathleen Rice who is against DWI's here on Long Island. What a insult to the Paps that this little Fred Flintstone just said


District Attorney's Office (516) 571-3800


Nassau County District Attorney

262 Old Country Road

Mineola, NY 11501
(516) 571-3800

Fax: (516) 571-5065

TO EMAILclick on this link


http://www.nassaucountyny.gov/agencies/DA/contact.html

336 days ago
30.

james    

Yea, and Kim Karpdashian a## anit fat, are you kidding me. This bit#h and her hoe family needs to go away....

336 days ago
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