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Charlie to Brooke:

SUCK ON THIS GRENADE

... AND DIE.

11/5/2013 9:05 AM PST BY TMZ STAFF
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1105_grenade_bday_cake_twitterCharlie Sheen is killing Brooke Mueller with kindness -- at least he really, really wants to -- because he just wished his ex-wife a happy birthday with a special piece of cake (topped with a grenade).

FYI, it's not actually Brooke's birthday (that's in August) but it didn't stop Charlie from writing this message on Twitter, "Happy Bday Brooke. When you're done sucking off the parking lot at Home Depot, why don't ya 'blow' out this candle?"

Now that's love.

Oh yeah, if you recognize the cake ... that's because it's the same cake Charlie got for his recent "Anger Management" party.

The Warlock has returned.

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86 COMMENTS

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31.

PitBullLover    

celebrity tantrums....ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ.
he can go shred thousand dollar bills in his rage against
this coke _____ he once "fell" in..... to a pile of coke with and married.

320 days ago
32.

Ginger    

Brook may never get well...just the facts of addiction..20 times rehab...Charles right!! Even Charlie knows he needs help to raise his kids.

320 days ago
33.

fufu    

Brooke needs to call the cops on him. As for the kids, two of them are old enough to read. And they have friends who can read. Sheen should remember this.

320 days ago
34.

JenniferErinn31    

These two just need to sign over custody permanently to Denise Richards. She is the only one thinking clearly these days Those boys are right where they need to stay. Charlie & Brooke you're both Losers.

320 days ago
35.

Nancy    

Juvenile and dangerous behavior for a man that is almost 50.

320 days ago
36.

Jillkp    

Neither of them should have custody. Both are insane!

320 days ago
37.

Dead@27    

Tiger Blood, baby... Yeah!

320 days ago
38.

LiLa    

Does anyone still wonder why their two sons have behavior problems?

320 days ago
39.

Squatting Thunder    

if this is how he reacts publicly I can only im

320 days ago
40.

destiny    

How did this woman stay off drugs while she was pregnet with them??? Or....did she??? That is a question I haven't seen anyone ask yet.

320 days ago
41.

D-INCARNATION    

The Chai symbol was a nice touch...

320 days ago
42.

Jay W.     

Carlos... you need to keep it private dude!

320 days ago
43.

nof    

Anyone here have an extra antacid or two, would pay like dearly...

320 days ago
44.

PeekerBoo    

Charlie is no kind of man. He's a selfish addict who is more interested in himself than in children he knows are suffering & already showing signs of severe psychological trauma.

All he does is point fingers & blame everything on their mother & lazily say he can't do any better than she does.

This idiot doesn't even stop to think that all his stupid antics will embarrass & disgust his own children when they are old enough to go online & see what a fool he is.

They'll hate him when they get older.

320 days ago
45.

Sandra    

Hey Charlie, if you're reading this, let's admit right here that this is exactly why your two boys are so messed up. Your out of control temper and missing "censor chip" and Brooke's drug use is creating what will eventually end up being two serial killers or two school shooters. Awesome. Way to go.

320 days ago
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