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Charlie to Brooke:

SUCK ON THIS GRENADE

... AND DIE.

11/5/2013 9:05 AM PST BY TMZ STAFF
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1105_grenade_bday_cake_twitterCharlie Sheen is killing Brooke Mueller with kindness -- at least he really, really wants to -- because he just wished his ex-wife a happy birthday with a special piece of cake (topped with a grenade).

FYI, it's not actually Brooke's birthday (that's in August) but it didn't stop Charlie from writing this message on Twitter, "Happy Bday Brooke. When you're done sucking off the parking lot at Home Depot, why don't ya 'blow' out this candle?"

Now that's love.

Oh yeah, if you recognize the cake ... that's because it's the same cake Charlie got for his recent "Anger Management" party.

The Warlock has returned.

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ltwbat@comcast.net    

Poor. Children...no wonder they have problems...the parents are crazy....

164 days ago
62.

Truth    

Charlie Sheen married her. She must give FEROCIOUS HEAD.

163 days ago
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Centongirl    

He's wasting his talent. He really should write greeting cards.

163 days ago
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