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Lindsay Lohan

CHECK OUT MY SMOKIN' HOT ASS

... It's Bathing Suit Season

12/5/2013 3:35 PM PST BY TMZ STAFF

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Rehab does a body good ... at least for Lindsay Lohan, who strapped on a one-piece bathing suit and flaunted around her 27-year-old physique in Miami today.

It's the first time Lindsay's really shown off her body since leaving court-ordered rehab back in July, stemming from a reckless driving conviction.

Lilo is in south Florida for Art Basel ... which is a huge international art show -- described as the premiere showcase for Modern and contemporary works of art.

For the record, it's 78 in Miami today ... in December.

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121.

Sam    

So let me get this straight, Lindsay's down in Florida *********** rich old men for $50 a ball while the rented furniture in the apartment OWN rented for her docuschit is being wrapped, and tagged with Lohan's name and being shipped to some storage facility?


Could the next exclusive be "Lindsay Lohan Spirits Thousands of Dollars Worth of Rented Furniture Off OWN Rented Apartment Set, with Lindsay pleading innocent, since she wasn't even in town?


I'd lay a $50 on it.

268 days ago
122.

scamalot    

she doesn't look good comin or goin! yuk.

268 days ago
123.

♥TMZ but ...    

she needs to quit smoking and start working out

268 days ago
124.

mugadoon    

Too many cigarettes, Lindsay! Your voice is already ruined from years of chain smoking. Not to mention you are looking old and wrinkled and you're not even 30 yet. QUIT SMOKING.

268 days ago
125.

bgg    

I'm sure all of you dissing her look better, right? Great thing about the net is you can take pics and post links right here to prove it. But you won't be doing that. hahaha! Instead you'll eat you're cookies and your chips and sit on you lard bums and put down others to feel better about yourselves.
Am I wrong???? Then share that link and prove you're one to talk 'hot stuff'. LTFOL@U!

268 days ago
126.

RealityBites    

Her hand and elbow are white bad spray tan ewwwww

268 days ago
127.

fleabag73    

This Crackie looks like she has jaundice that spray tan looks so cheap.

268 days ago
128.

I just wanted to comment    

This is what she looks like now? If I was the judge presiding the Rockstar case, I'd make HER pay them for wasting their time.

268 days ago
129.

fleabag73    

BWWWHHAAAA, I think Domingo is back on the scene, there were a bunch of pics of them in the DM< that explains ALL of it doesn't it h8turds? LOL

268 days ago
130.

darkhorse91    

Here she is out at an event.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2519236/Lindsay-Lohan-shines-glittering-gold-dress-attends-Art-Basel-Art-Of-Bullfighting-event.html

268 days ago
131.

anonymous    

Flabby

267 days ago
132.

Sam    


bgg

I'm sure all of you dissing her look better, right? Great thing about the net is you can take pics and post links right here to prove it. But you won't be doing that. hahaha! Instead you'll eat you're cookies and your chips and sit on you lard bums and put down others to feel better about yourselves.
Am I wrong???? Then share that link and prove you're one to talk 'hot stuff'. LTFOL@U!


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You must be a Lowhan huh?

We're not the ones out there pretending to be something we're not. We're not the ones receiving cash payments for taking care good care of hundreds of sexual deviants whilst pretending to still be relevant in Hollywood. We're not the ones that have been arrested numerous times for various violations of the law. We're not the ones that continually lie whilst being interviewed by various media outlets, about how great we're doing. We're not the ones who take any role because we're despartely trying to hold on to 2004.


So in conclusion, we don'thave to show our pics, because, unlike Lindsay, we have nothing to prove.


Now move along slug, you're sliming the carpets.

267 days ago
133.

Sam    

She'd be considered "THICK WAISTED," "FLABBY," "UNTONED," "UNCLEAN," by any standard

267 days ago
134.

Luna    

I've seen 50 year old women with better bodies than that. Lohan really needs to quit smoking. It's aging her badly.

267 days ago
135.

Its Nikki Bitches    

Bwhhahaahaahha!!

If you’ve been following Lindsay Lohan on Instagram or Twitter, you probably know that she’s in Miami right now, allegedly for Art Basel. Ha! She’s not there for Art Basel. She’s there for all of the A-list and B-list parties surrounding Art Basel. Tons of celebrities are in Miami right now too – Kim Kardashian, Yeezington, Leo DiCaprio & the Posse, Gerard Butler and more. God knows how the Cracken is paying for this life of leisure, but I strongly suspect that these swimsuit photos are Lindsay’s way of “advertising”. Are you a random sheik looking to blow some oil money? Are you an Asian tech entrepreneur in Miami to purchase some modern art? Well, you should give the Cracken a call. Her rates are negotiable.

Do you really want me to say something about her body? I can’t. Yes, she should be doing some squats but otherwise… she’s looking pretty good these days (for a Cracken). From what I can see of her face as well, she doesn’t look bloated or noticeably cracked-out.


For the love of God, Lindsay. Don’t you ever get tired of crack lying and crack hustling? Nobody’s buying it.

267 days ago
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