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Justin Bieber

Don't Laugh at Me ...

I Bang Bitches

12/17/2013 6:45 AM PST BY TMZ STAFF
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Justin Bieber bragged that he f**ks "bitches" in a desperate attempt to save face after he got ripped to shreds during a comedy show in L.A. -- and TMZ obtained footage of the entire awesome display. 

Biebs made a surprise appearance at the Laugh Factory on Friday -- during comedian Chris D'Elia's set -- and the ex-"Whitney" star ROASTED Justin for his ridiculous fashion choices. Douchey genie pants and leather tank top, por exemplo. 

Justin sat quietly through the ribbing until D'Elia made a joke about Justin only "f***ing" himself -- that's when JB just had to respond with a quip that was disgustingly misogynistic ... or totally female-friendly.

Depends if you're a Belieber or Gloria Steinem (Google her).

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61.

malcolm56    

So Selena Gomez is a bitch too or she will make him cry like a little baby again

273 days ago
62.

Dayum    

We talk trash through a keyboard, he's banging bitches right now probably.

269 days ago
63.

Jericho Morton    

"Ladies, unless you're an Asian midget with a correspondingly miniature vagina - he won't be able to satisfy you. Sorry.

"And don't even get me started on the weird shape. His dick bends so much, it looks like someone attached the letter L to his crotch.

"You know those breakfast cereals with pieces shaped like letters of the alphabet? That's exactly what Justin Bieber's penis looks like. A minature L from an Alpha-Bits cereal box."

Selena Gomez is an actress best known for her work on the Disney series Wizards of Waverly Place

265 days ago
64.

DamageInc    

Well if paying for a Brazilian transvestite to tuck it and act like Buffalo Bill yelling "it puts the lotion on its skin" counts, then yeah hes deep in ass.

258 days ago
65.

J.E.B.    

I hope the cops find something illegal in Justin Bieber's house so he ends up in prison being the bitch that gets banged.

245 days ago
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