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Barron Hilton

Attacks Attacker

With Atrocious Grammar

12/21/2013 10:14 AM PST BY TMZ STAFF
EXCLUSIVE

1221-barron-hilton-lindsayBarron Hilton has launched a full-frontal attack on the guy who beat him to a pulp in Miami last week ... and one thing's clear -- his 7th grade English teacher is hanging from the light fixture in her bathroom.

Barron posted his version of events on his Facebook page, scoffing at allegations he threw his famous last name around.  Barron says, "This is as ludicrous, and almost as embarrassing as being publicly associated to (SIC -- sorry Barron, it's with) Lindsay Lohan."

Barron does admit, "I am guilty of being at the wrong place at the wrong time, nobody should ever put their hands on someone else."  (Blatant run-on)

He continues by attacking puncher Ray Lemoine, "Lemoine sucker punched me, ran away, and used his blog to conjure up an image of himself as a hero by publishing lies."   Suggestion -- period after hero -- confusing.

Barron says he wrote what he wrote because he was compelled to "articulate the truth."

He ends with delicious irony: "I hope this has brought clarity to the situation."

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William Diaz    

Whatever i believe the guy who whooped his ass these silverspoon kids think they could get away with any thing he deservd it

217 days ago
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Nunyabiz    

It's actually a comma splice, not a run-on. What can I say? I like my snark to be accurate.

217 days ago
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bring back recent posts    

Side note...why are you assuming his teacher is a female?

217 days ago
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Rusty Shackleford    

soooooooooo, what you're really saying is we all have to get masters in language before posting on the internet now?

217 days ago
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Trotkat    

You are not reallya"Barron" as in a Royalty! Do you even have a job.. Just curious. although I agree no one should hit anyone you present yourself as a spoiled rotton brat..respectfully.

217 days ago
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LaughAtU    

FYI - Almost every TMZ story is full of errors. Including the Steve Martin story RIGHT BELOW THIS

217 days ago
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k    

All the criticisms of his grammar are completely incorrect

217 days ago
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Mumra the Ever Living    

Do you really think this kid actually can function at a seventh grade level? I would imagine that whatever degree he ever received were bought not earned.
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The functionally illiterate children of the wealthy. They WILL be a new demographic now that the 1% are entrenched forever.

217 days ago
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Rob Zombie is King    

Wait, so TMZ is correcting someone else's grammar. THAT'S laughable.

217 days ago
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Canada Guy    

This is really all you have to report about? Really?

217 days ago
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nick    

Sucker punched him and ran away??..and the sucker punch left him with 4 cuts on his face...2 on both sides if his nose and 2 directlt above his nose..an inch apart?

217 days ago
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lou    

Oh look white people problems .. who cares

217 days ago
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yo    

TMZ pretending to correct anyone's grammar is the height of hypocrisy and dark humor..

217 days ago
14.

Keyser Söze    

TMZ, schooling someone about grammar - now that's ludicrous!

217 days ago
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yo    

Suggestion to TMZ: Start with correcting your own consistently horrible grammar, spelling, punctuation, typos, and general illiteracy.

217 days ago
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