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Charlie Sheen to Phil Robertson

Apologize ...

Or Face a 'Masheen Style Media Beatdown'

12/21/2013 2:03 PM PST BY TMZ STAFF
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Charlie Sheen just WENT OFF on "Duck Dynasty" star Phil Robertson -- threatening to unleash a monstrous media attack on the reality star ... unless he makes amends with gay people.

Sheen posted the long diatribe on Twitter ... and quickly put Phil on notice saying, "just when your desperately sub evolved ass thought the pressure was off, you are now in the crosshairs of a MaSheen style media beat down."

Charlie claims he's only voicing his opinion out of the blue for one reason ... to stick up for all his gay friends whose voices are not as powerful.

The letter is filled with classic Sheenism's -- like calling Phil a "shower-dodger", something about Charlie whittling his "cosmic banjo" ... and even a "news flash" for old times sake.

update-grey-gray-barhey Mallard brained
Phil Robertso!
you have offended and hurt so many dear friends of mine,
who DO NOT have the voice or the outreach that I do.
well news flash
shower-dodger,
I will speak loudly and clearly for ALL of them.
so,
just when your desperately sub evolved ass thought the pressure was off,
you are now in the crosshairs of a MaSheen style media
beat down.
(I'll try to keep the big words to a minimum as not to confuse you)

your statements were and are
abhorrently and
mendaciously unforgivable.

the idea that you have a job
outside of dirt-clod stacking
is a miracle.

the only 'Dynasty' you are attached to might be the
re-runs of that dated show.

the only thing you should ever be in charge of building is a hole in the ground the exact size of
your head.
perhaps your beard would fit as well if you plucked out the
army of scabies and
bull weevils sequestered deep in it's sarcophagus of dander and weasel pelts.

shame on you.
you're the only surviving
brain donor I've ever known.

when the gators and Egrets
kick you out of their
hovel,
you need to make serious amends to those you have
radically offended.

on the eight day
when I was whittling my cosmic banjo,
I'm pretty sure YOU were the scattered dross I then used to light a fire and
locate the nearest
Andy Gump.

repulsed by you;
c sheen

hash tag;
Duck; that was me.
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91.

Sticks    

Sheen was probably drunk or stoned when he wrote this. Sheen's a pathetic excuse for a human being.

251 days ago
92.

mary    

This world is so broken! ! One day you will all see..maybe not now but on day. If everyone knew Jesus Christ this would be a better world

251 days ago
93.

Miara    

Team Charlie.

251 days ago
94.

Allcan    

Thank You Mr. Sheen Hero!

251 days ago
95.

firebaby    

lol ask charlie what his kids ate for dinner this evening....

251 days ago
96.

SiouxCityBoy    

actually kudos to Charlie!

251 days ago
97.

Unbroken Chain    

Way too many duck dynasty stories

251 days ago
98.

porkchop    

Unfortunately, Sheen does have the reach that he mentions.

251 days ago
99.

pat    

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251 days ago
100.

hbk72777    

Who knew his suppliers were queer?

251 days ago
101.

David son of Jesse    

It's time to put this in God's court. He wrote the laws and commandments. Phil only cited His Laws. God is light, neither in Him is any shadow of turning...

251 days ago
102.

Areukiddingme?    

Delusional, party of one!...Wait, I forgot Kanye. Delusional, party of two!

251 days ago
103.

cardawn    

Gays have no voice??? They are represented all over TV and in every sitcom. Ellen is one of the most successful, loved talk show hosts. Charlie just doesn't want a Christian to have a voice!!! Pretty sure the gays don't want Charlie as their spokesman just as much as conservatives don't want Ann Coulter or Sarah Palin as theirs. GO TAKE CARE OF YOUR CHILDREN CHARLIE!!!

251 days ago
104.

Columbo    

Sheen is an idiot

251 days ago
105.

Jillkp    

Wow you hateful conservative bashers will find any way you can to continue your preachy tirades against gays. If you're so godly then follow the actual commandments and shut up. Whatever your preference/beliefs are there is absolutely no need for the disgusting comments.

251 days ago
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