If award shows were actually awesome ... Emma Thompson would be the totally boozed up presenter at all of 'em -- just like she appeared to be at the Golden Globes tonight.
Emma lazily carried her shoes on stage, along with a martini, while doling out the award for "Best Screenplay" -- and the 54-year-old celeb struggled to keep to it together through her rambling ... yet entertaining presentation.
The champagne she downed on the red carpet probably helped too.
Emma Thompson
Martinis Get Me Through Boring Award Shows
1/12/2014 8:13 PM PST BY TMZ STAFF
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Jay
I would bang Emma, but I wouldn't tell anyone!
marmar
AA for u
HumanNature
NOTHING LIKE A "MARTINIS" SHAKEN, NOT STIRRED!!!!!
Scott
How about a bit of artistic entertainment as opposed to tv 'reality'. What do I care about learning the moronic behavior of these celebrities lives. I'm happy they are having fun, but have we progressed into reality tv for everything. How about presenting some class.
Idiotsallofya
She is friggin awesome. The bee's knees, if you will
Elle
hey dips hits, she was joking
Canadasux
54-years-old and still that HOT? WOW! What a honey!
News Flash
Hot? More like hot flashy.
bernergirl
She was awesome!
News Flash
Now, McConaughey that's HOT! And well deserved.
elle
Hilarious! Emma is a real talent.
News Flash
Yep, take off your shoes and walk on the red slushy carpet.
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Is TMZ reporting from the parking lot?
Robert
She should have won best actress for Saving Mr. banks.
Azi
I got boozed up to watch the show, but couldn't take it, so I got stoned too. Then their acceptance speech dribble made sense.