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'Shahs of Sunset' Guy

Kanye Paid Off Vogue to Get Kim on Cover

3/24/2014 8:25 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
EXCLUSIVE

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Reza Farahan from "Shahs of Sunset" just made Kanye West's list -- that's what happens when you say Kim Kardashian would NEVER make it on the cover of Vogue ... unless Kanye bought it for her.

We asked Reza about Kim and Kanye's new cover shot for the fashion bible ... and he's not convinced Kim deserves the honor, to say the least -- "That's a legit fashion magazine, and this bitch was selling her s*** at Sears."

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You gotta watch ... Reza tries to soften his shot -- at Sears and Kim -- but fails. Also, he's got a great idea for the next Vogue cover. 

Reza's funny ... but Kanye's gonna have to try really hard not to hurt him.

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pseudonym    

That's what I've been saying all along!!! Either Kim or Kanye paid to be on the cover!

179 days ago
17.

Dobbins    

LOVE IT !!!!And so true!

179 days ago
18.

notalawyer    

Was thinking the EXACT SAME thing.
Kimye and Kimmode are LEGENDS in their own minds...

179 days ago
19.

Dobbins    

I am also convinced the only real explanation for this is the following....Anna Wintour, Kim and Kanye have a 3-way sex tape(sorry for the visual) and Tiny Rapper threatened Anna to go public if she didn't plaster this vile woman on the cover.

179 days ago
20.

TJ    

These people, are the "takers", of the world. They can "buy" anything , & they do. America being "force fed", the vapid family.

179 days ago
21.

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179 days ago
22.

Bunny Foo Foo    

Reza is keeping it real! I don't care what they say about Reza, he always tells it like it is.

179 days ago
23.

Kcb    

Reza how dumb are you you she produces the show your on dumb dumb..

179 days ago
24.

man930    

This guy is the ****! Spot on! Anna, honey, sing your bs tune til the cows come home! Nobody's buying it. You whored yourself out, just like the April cover whore & her thug.

179 days ago
25.

zombie    

Meet the Persian Captain Obvious

179 days ago
26.

TPF    

If this magazine ever wanted to put the trashiest people on the cover they have done so. Even hustler magazine wouldn't put these skanks on their cover. Quit following this trash and they will fade away.

179 days ago
27.

buggaz    

This guy sez it like it is about the ho

179 days ago
28.

Tryst    

Love love love Reza. And I agree with previous posts.. he's just saying what everyone's thinking.

Had to be some money changing hands and I'm thinking huge chunks of chains.. Did I say chains I meant change :D

This reminds me when she thought she could buy her way into an audience with Kate Middleton and didn't understand why that didn't work.

Someone explain to me how Kimmy, queen of the word "Like" got a vogue cover otherwise? Like, I don't get it.. for sure... like.. it's a gorg mag.. like you know? Like.. for reals..

179 days ago
29.

d    

I thought Freddy Mercury was dead.

179 days ago
30.

No Name Jane    

Tell us something we don't know.

179 days ago
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