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Chris Brown

Easter Feast Behind Bars

4/19/2014 12:40 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
EXCLUSIVE

0418-chris-brown-easter-dinner-01Chris Brown is locked up for Easter -- but he'll still get to enjoy a delicious holiday meal ... courtesy of the Virginia justice system.

TMZ spoke with the Northern Neck Regional Jail -- where Chris is being held until his Washington D.C. assault trial begins on Monday -- and it sounds like he'll be having a mostly traditional holiday:

--  Turkey Ham (no pork out of respect for Islamic inmates)
--  Yams
--  Cabbage
--  Bread Pudding
--  Cookies

We're told bible study and ministers will be available for anyone who wants that kinda thing. Unclear if Chris will partake -- but a little prayer couldn't hurt before the trial.

Just sayin'.

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1.

Dr. Cornelia J. Dogbarker PhD    

Ha ha ha he enjoys beating people.

133 days ago
2.

NOT ELMO    

Chris Brown is locked up for Easter -----courtesy of the Virginia justice system.----
-- Yams
-- Cabbage
-- Bread Pudding
-- Cookies
--HUMAN SAUSAGE

133 days ago
3.

PokerStar    

I guarantee you CB has learned more in the past week then he has his whole life. Uncle Sam is the pimp.

133 days ago
4.

Numapass    

Lots of tossed salad I'll bet

133 days ago
5.

DiM    

You just have to report every sigh and fart this guy makes.
Also, you don't have to be Muslim to avoid pork/pigs. Jews, Hindus, Buddhists, some Pagans, many Sikhs who are vegetarian etc. and just people who are allergic, do not eat animals and so on.

133 days ago
6.

KOKOPELLeigh    

I doubt he's having yams...at least not real yams. I'd venture to guess most Americans have never eaten yams. Sweet potatoes mislabled? Yeah, probably.

133 days ago
7.

Rachael    

I just love knowing he is in jail.

133 days ago
8.

bkblueknight    

hes a loser.save his **** for a slow day at MTO

133 days ago
9.

Butchcliff    

No Pork? What animal did the ham come from?

133 days ago
10.

Peekie    

Free CB

133 days ago
11.

queenE    

LOL

133 days ago
12.

think101    

I'm starting to think, this whole experience with Chris has made Justin rethink his behavior. Could be wishful thinking?

133 days ago
13.

supporter    

Y'all people really don't have lives praying on someone's pain is crazy. He will be free the accuser story is inconsistent

133 days ago
14.

t    

will there be an Easter egg hunt in the jail?? dont bend over Chris....LMFAO! Just where this POS belongs...

132 days ago
15.

Dee Kat    

I always thought u had a rite to reasonable bale

132 days ago
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