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Lisa Lampanelli

Dropped the Weight, Now Her Husband ...

They're Getting Divorced

5/1/2014 6:15 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
EXCLUSIVE

Lisa Lampanelli Divorce
Attention all black men ... Lisa Lampanelli is back on the market. 

The comedian is filing for divorce today in New York from her husband of nearly four years, Jimmy "Big Balls" Cannizzaro. Lisa's rep, Yvette Shearer, tells TMZ they remain incredibly good friends ... but "weren't a match as man and wife."

Lisa tells TMZ, "We still call each other first when something great or horrible happens in our lives, and we expect that to continue."

Cannizzaro added, "And we're leaving the marriage in much better shape than when we came in, since we each weigh 100 pounds less."

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1.

Nancy    

No one is a match for that bitch.

145 days ago
2.

Jballs     

Lisa Lampanelli is hilarious.

145 days ago
3.

zombie    

Maybe they are divorcing because she is an unfunny, nasty and ugly bitch, inside and out.

145 days ago
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Taxidriverr    

She got short purple hair now? what the hell happen to her. Seems like a coming out of the closet in the making

145 days ago
5.

Sheldon Siegel    

Sometimes very funny, sometimes not. But you know if this was someone else, she'd be the first to blame the break up on the weight loss loosening her lips and sinking his ship.

145 days ago
6.

Reed Richards    

Welp...back to the black rooster eh Lisa?

145 days ago
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CoconutScrimp    

Funny and Lisa Lampanelli is an oxymoron.

145 days ago
8.

moveover    

I think he's definitely getting the better end of THAT deal! He's probably thinking "Good riddance, loser!"

145 days ago
9.

Jennifer    

I thought she only liked black penis.

145 days ago
10.

lissabirdie    

She looked better with weight on her, YIKES!!!!!!

145 days ago
11.

nana    

Pale as shyt!!! Godamn....is that is the pancake mix foundation by loreal?

145 days ago
12.

Sherms    

Nothing funny about this chick.

145 days ago
13.

Mumra the Ever Living    

She dropped the weight and added a bodacious turkey neck.

145 days ago
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Mumra the Ever Living    

When a man calls himself "Big Balls", it a sure bet that he has tiny little raisins.

145 days ago
15.

Edwood    

1) Lose weight. Done
2) Dump the blacks. Done.
3) Dump Jimmy Big Balls. Done.
4) Find a nice jewish boyfriend.

145 days ago
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