'Love & Hip Hop NY' star Mendeecees Harris won't be catching up on the show's new season -- or ANY seasons -- while he's behind bars, but at least he'll have spinach.
Harris checked into FCI Allenwood on Tuesday, and while the Pennsylvania low security prison does allow inmates to watch TV ... he's screwed out of watching 'LHHNY' because VH1 isn't offered.
His culinary options are slightly better. Check out a sample menu:
Breakfast: Bananas, oatmeal, bread with margarine, milk, coffee
Lunch: Baked chicken, sweet potato, collard greens, bread with margarine, fruit, beverages
Dinner: Spaghetti with meat sauce, spinach, bread with margarine
Interesting ... all margarine, no butter. Mendeecees is doing 8 years for drug trafficking, but at least he'll be heart healthy.