Paris' Prison Poncho
With no hunk du jour anywhere near the Prison Hilton, TMZ has found the perfect solution for keeping Paris warm during those long and lonely 45 days and nights -- Martha Stewart's prison poncho! It's a good thing!
While Martha received her trend-setting crocheted clink couture from a fellow felon, if the gals in Paris' cell block have access to TMZ, they'll know what she really needs are some penitentiary-weaved panties! Now that's hot!