Pirates of the Hudson

Seafaring fashion designer John Galliano posed with two treasures, Penelope Cruz and Charlize Theron, at his Christian Dior Cruise Fashion Show on Monday in New York. Ahoy, mateys!

Hidden inside a gorgeous Cruz and Theron LBD sandwich, one almost fails to notice that the over-the-top couture king looks like he was styled by Captain Jack Sparrow. Arrrgggh!

Although Penelope and Charlize co-starred in the film, Johnny G.'s the one with his "Head in the Clouds."