Stephen Baldwin: GodSpeedo
Born-again Baldwin brother Stephen showed off the unfortunate body the Lord gave him -- and then desecrated it by wrapping his junk in a swaddling mankini. OMG! Is there another pregnant man?!
The 41-year-old Evangelical "Threesome" star went for a dip in Israel's Dead Sea.
A grown man in a spandex diaper? Now, that's the true abomination.