Ray Lewis, Ray Allen -- Ray-jected!
After the shellacking the Lakers got in the NBA finals, we understand why an L.A. bouncer would tell Boston Celtics star Ray Allen to get lost from his bar. But did you ever expect -- in your entire lifetime -- to see a 5'5" goofball in a cheap suit tell the baddest, meanest linebacker in the NFL to kick rocks?!
Note to One Sunset: Ray Lewis doesn't take kindly to rejection.
BTW, Jerome Bettis got in -- no problem. So did porn star Mary Carey.