Jake, Reese and a Rotten Egg
Paps are used to walking on egg shells with certain celebrities -- not dodging them!
Jake Gyllenhaal celebrated his 28th birthday with Reese Witherspoon at Giorgio Baldi restaurant in Santa Monica -- where the chef's food is nothing compared to his aim with an egg and truly nasty vocab.
Our favorite from Mr. Baldi: "Your mother is very bitch!"