Mrs. Slash -- I Didn't Kick that Woman ... But I Shoulda!
Slash's wife Perla Hudson insists she never kicked plus-sized porn model Samantha Slopes in the stomach at an Ozzy Osbourne concert ... but claims, "I should have."
Perla -- who touched down at LAX yesterday -- took a pretty cheap shot at Slopes' weight before calling the entire situation "retarded."
As TMZ first reported, Slopes filed a police report after the alleged incident. Cops are currently investigating ... so far, no charges have been filed.
