Tobey Maguire -- Poker Face
There's a reason Tobey Maguire took his poker pal Brad Ruderman to the cleaners ... it's because dude's harder to read than the Dead Sea Scrolls.
We asked Tobey about the poker scandal last night at LAX -- along with his thoughts about the new "Spider-Man" reboot -- and the guy didn't move a single muscle from the neck up.