Time's Person of the Year is "The Protester" -- and we protest that selection! Harvey thinks someone else is more deserving ... despite his own protest experience. You gotta see the 1969 footage of Harv in action.
Plus, Joan Rivers calls to talk about daughter Melissa's new BF ... porn honcho Steven Hirsch -- and we can sum up her reaction with one word. Lube. Just watch ... she'll explain.
Also, Lindsay Lohan's savior -- and Harvey's run-in with a fearsome Chicago gang ... of 12-year-olds??
(0:00) News you never thought you'd hear -- Lindsay Lohan got high marks from a judge today! (4:40) Watch out -- Joan Rivers calls in to explain how her daughter Melissa got hooked up with porn honcho Steven Hirsch ... and the first thing out of her mouth is a lube joke. (6:01) Joan lets the porn jokes flow. (7:50) Joan flew American Airlines today -- and said she met a flight attendant who witnessed the Alec Baldwin incident! (10:30) Harvey thinks it's ridiculous that Time's person of the year is "The Protester" -- so who does he think deserved it? (22:45) Video of Harvey protesting in 1969! (29:15) Bulls legend Scottie Pippen's multi-million dollar attack on websites that claimed he was bankrupt. (36:01) Did the Chicago gang Harvey feared back in the day -- the Blackstone Rangers -- appear on the Smother Brothers' show? (40:45) Were the Rangers a bunch of 12-year-olds? (44:40) Ban cell phones in cars?