'Fuller House': Porn Parody Beats Netflix to Punch

It's just like the "Full House" reboot fans have been anxiously awaiting -- except in this one the Tanner girls are banging, and Kimmy finally gets to hook up with Uncle Jesse.

Taking full advantage of the buzz for "Fuller House" on Netflix ... the porn industry has cranked out "Full Holes" which comes out Wednesday -- 2 days ahead of the family-friendly version.

Some character names have been changed (to protect the innocent) -- D.J. is now BJ, Danny Tanner is Handy Tanner, Stephanie is Stuffme, Michelle is Muffchelle, and of course BJ's bff is Kimmy Gobbler.

Mr. Woodchuck is along for the ride too -- you can guess his porn name -- and he's a dead ringer for the O.G. puppet, except for a slightly wonkier eye.

Cut. It. Out.