Brad & Angelina

Get a room!

With six kids, Brad knows he better play safe ... by wearing a helmet.

So Brad Pitt is trying to explain what happened when he hooked up with Angelina Jolie, and we think he doth protest a bit too much.

Pitt tells W he was "still filming after Jen [Aniston] and I split up. Even then it doesn't mean that there was some kind of dastardly affair. There wasn't. I'm very proud of the way that it was handled. It was respectful." Tell that to Jen: She said it was "uncool."

Despite reports, TMZ has learned an ambulance did NOT pick up someone from Brad Pitt's L.A. residence -- sources say the call was made from a neighbor's house.

We repeat: Everyone at the Brangelina compound is OK -- Brad's rep confirmed.

Brad arrived at LAX on Wednesday, wearing some sort of lovely women's shirt scarf wrap thing.

At least the handbag is his.

Who wants to see Angelina ride bareback?!

If you heard recently Angelina Jolie is pregnant with the latest member of the Jolie-Pitt football club, it's not true.

So says Angie's rep Geyer Kosinski to Usmagazine.com. The glossies had been crowing about AJ announcing the pregnancy at a London restaurant (which allegedly displeased Brad Pitt) or moving the filming of her latest flick up because she was preggers. But "on-set sources" tell Us no schedule change had happened -- and have ya seen Ang lately?

Brad Pitt allegedly was none too happy about Jen Aniston slamming his baby mama in Vogue mag.

The Chicago Sun-Times cites a "very close source" of Brangelina who says AJ and BP were "totally thrown" by the Aniston interview, in which she said Ange was "uncool" for yapping about the beginnings of Brangelina in public. So much so, a source tells the paper, Brad actually called Jen to complain.

Keep Jen Aniston and Angelina Jolie out of the same room, if at all possible.

Aniston calls out the woman who stole Brad Pitt from her in a Vogue sitdown, saying it was "really uncool" Angie kept yapping about "how she couldn't wait to get to work every day" to see Bradley. "I felt those details were a little inappropriate to discuss," says Jen.

When Pitt arrived to the L.A. premiere of his new film, the standard paparazzi crush ensued. For some reason a plain-clothes security guard grabbed Brad and pulled him back. Oh no he didn't! Pitt eventually broke away and reportedly exchanged words with the doomed security guard.

The first rule of fight club: Never touch Brad.

UPDATE: A source close to Brad's security tells TMZ the security team thought Brad was in danger, so they did what had to be done. Brad wasn't pissed at all at the aggressiveness of what went down -- quite the opposite, we're told.

Not even a John Waters mustache can hide Brad's beauty.

Oh, because it is him. Brad and daughter Zahara went trick-or-treating amongst the commoners in L.A.

As if they weren't lucky enough, the adorable duo both went as leprechauns.

And check out his jacket, looks like Coach Kilmer raided the "Varsity Blues" wardrobe trailer.

This pic of Knox Leon or Vivienne Marcheline did not cost $14 million.

Angie's starring in the 78-year-old director's latest pic. The two have apparently become bosom buddies.