Helen & Linda: Golden Girls Gone Wild
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One of them is the Queen, the other is the King's ex -- and they're both royal babes.
At 62, Helen Mirren (left) has racked up a very, very impressive body of work -- while Brody Jenner's 58-year-old mom Linda Thompson (right) could teach those "Hills" chicks how to really look hot.
We'll have whatever they're having!
Would You Let Her Take Care of Your Baby?
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Certifiable mother of two Helena Bonham Carter took her baby girl out for a leisurely Sunday troll.
Both mother and daughter wore their pjs.
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Keisha Castle-Hughes: Jamie Lynn's Role Model
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Not many people can say they've been nominated for an Academy Award and gotten knocked up by the time they are 16 -- but Keisha Castle-Hughes can!
Now 18, the "Whale Rider" turned unwed mom and her 14-month-old daughter strolled through Auckland, New Zealand on Tuesday.
If only Jamie Lynn could win an Oscar for "Zoey 101."
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I'll Take a Double D, Pat
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Screw a vowel, Pat Sajak needs to buy a bra!
Luckily, no casualties were reported after the 61-year-old flashed his manmaries on the beach in Maui this weekend.
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Lynne Spears: From One Problem Child to the Next
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Looking tan and unrested, Lynne Spears arrived at LAX after spending time in Kentwood with her unwed teen mother of a daughter Jamie Lynn.
The 53-year-old returned to L.A. to tend to her 26-year-old little bundle of conservatorship joy. At least her son Bryan hasn't gone off the deep end or gotten pregnant!
Pam Anderson Is All Stretched Out
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At 41, Pam Anderson is still as limber as a teenager.
The ex-wife of three and mother of two showed off her leg opening skills during an Australian interview with Kyle and Jackie O before going into the "Big Brother" house last night.
She is very good at what she does.
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J.Lo's Designer Baby
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Jennifer Lopez and one of her four-month-old lil' twin divas hung out at designer Stefano Gabbana's home in Italy this weekend.
It's never too early to start teaching your kids about ... the upcoming Spring collections!
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Pam Anderson's Vagina Cream Pie
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Pamela Anderson called Jessica Simpson a what?
The classy mother of two celebrated her 41st b-day at LAX Nightclub in Las Vegas by diving head first into the sweet section of a questionable birthday cake.
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Heidi Klum Licks the Tip
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Heidi Klum sure knows how to make something cold look really hot.
Klum put one down in New York yesterday -- no word if Seal became enraged by the lucky cone and attacked it.
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Fake Singer's Real Baby Bump
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Looking like a pregnant hippie priestess, Ashlee Simpson-Wentz showed off her stomach growth on Tuesday.
The Fall Out baby mama is finally a big star.
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Mother Knows Breast
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It's the trashiest twosome since Pam and Tommy Lee -- but with bigger boobage!
Take one look at this mom and daughter (yikes!) team and it's easy to see why our photog barely paid any attention to their faces.
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Smokey the Queen
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Unlike First Lady Laura Bush, Denmark's Queen Margrethe II will smoke cigarettes in public.
The 68-year-old great Dane puffed away after having dinner in Copenhagen.
Today, a U.S. government-funded study declared Denmark the happiest country in the world. Put ya lighters up!
As the Clayby Turns
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Jaymes Foster -- the 50-year-old woman who willingly had Clay Aiken's seed injected into her womb -- was spotted on Monday with barely any sign of a Clayby bump.
While the unborn is due next month, if you were carrying Aiken's artificially inseminated, illegitimate, platonic love child -- would you want it to show?
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Not All Men Are Leaving Madge
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With divorce buzz kicked into high gear, Madonna attended Kabbalah services with her son David in NYC on Friday.
Too bad you can't adopt husbands!
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J.Lo & Marc: Skin & BONES!
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Just three months after giving birth to twins, Jennifer Lopez is looking like a fly girl in a bikini in Spain -- while her husrunt Marc Anthony can't weigh more than newborn Max and Emme! Is he a preemie?
With all the money they got for the baby pics, couldn't Jen buy him a cheeseburger?!
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Rod Stewart Likes to Breast Feed
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He's got seven children from five different women, but it's 63-year-old Jurassic rocker Rod Stewart that can't get enough of mother's milk!
Decked out in precious matching pink outfits on their yacht in Capri, Rod nursed on his 37-year-old wife Penny Lancaster's supple breast.
After his feeding, Penny changed Rod's diaper.